The Cast of Warcraft Answer The Web's Most Searched Questions

Hi, I'm Travis Fimmel. And, this is Paula Patton.

Hello, I'm Toby Kebbel.

And, I'm Rob Kazinsky.

[Together] And we're doing

Google Autocorrect

Autocorrect, yeah. Autocomplete!

Autocomplete thing.

(Brief, dramatic music)

The first one would be Are orcs real?

Are orcs real?

Guarantee that will be on there.

(dramatic music)

So, are orcs

Real, real is gonna be the first one.

Alright! Real, do you reckon?

[Both] Immortal!

(laughing)

No!

No. No!

Are orcs

real?

[Travis] Real. Yeah, told ya.

I could not have comprehended

that anyone asks if they're real.

Yeah, well you know one of them's

running for the nominee for the Republican Party.

So, I understand the confusion.

Is anyone aware that Trump means fart in England?

Yeah, like Donald Fart.

[Toby] That's his name. Trump Towers?

[Robert] Fart Towers! No one in England stays

[Robert] at Trump Towers. Yeah.

Are orcs copyrighted?

Aw, that's a good question.

That's a good question, actually.

Tolkien wasn't into copyright infringement.

I don't think, I don't, I don't know!

Are orcs elves?

Is black, white?

Is fish dry?

It's like, no, absolutely not elves,

in fact the antithesis thereof.

Aren't they orcs?

They're orcs.

(ripping sound)

Can orcs speak English?

[Robert] Yes. Well, yeah!

Can you speak Spanish if you learn it?

Yes.

Yeah, then orcs can speak English.

Can orcs travel in daylight? Yeah

[Both] They're not vampires!

[Robert] Can orcs marry in Skyrim?

I never played an orc in Skyrim.

I also never bothered to get ma-

I did marry someone once and, then,

kill them just because I'm weird.

(laughing)

[Robert] Yeah.

[Toby] Can orcs be priests?

Wow. In World of Warcraft, surely.

Yeah, can they play that class?

And, no, they can't.

Can orcs use swords?

Yeah, I mean like using little miniature forks.

Yeah!

Oh, there's more.

[Paula] Can orcs be good?

Yes!

Can half orcs

take human features?

[Paula] What do you think?

Yes.

Can orcs and humans mate?

We hope so.

Can orcs have babies?

Definitely.

Can orcs breed with elves?

Now, that

Who googles that?

[Paula] I have not. I'm not What's wrong with you?

I'm not. I'm not sure Who googled that question?

That's just silly.

How does Warcraft affect the brain?

Hm. By being lights and sound.

Yeah.

How does Warcraft work?

You pay money, someone gives you game.

How does Warcraft make money?

By charging you extortion amounts to play it.

Let's see what they're gonna say about you.

Is Travis Fimmel Irish?

Yeah.

Close enough.

Got it, okay.

Is Travis Fimmel

I'm gonna get all these wrong.

Nice. Um, depends on the day and the night.

There's something between us.

It's called chemistry.

(Laughs) is Travis Fimmel married?

I was wondering about that once to,

and I was like, really?

Flirting like that with me at the bar?

Next question!

Is Travis Fimmel hair real vikings?

He wore extensions.

Yeah, real men wear extensions.

Does World of Warcraft have a good story?

Yes, it does, and that's why we're

able to make a good movie about it.

Does World of Warcraft have viruses?

I mean, it has bugs, but no.

Does World of Warcraft have voice chat?

It does have voice chat in the game but not good.

Does World of Warcraft

Ever end? No, it's better than Never Ending Story,

which did end after two hours.

What a misleading title, that was, you know?

Does World of Warcraft charge monthly?

Yes, it does.

What is it, a couple of dollars?

I think like 15 bucks.

15 bucks a month? Yeah.

Is Paula Patton and Antwan Patton related?

You'd think with the name, but no we are not.

Is Paula Patton Canadian? Indeed.

No, I'm not Canadian either.

Is Paula Patton hot?

Yeah. (laughs)

Is Paula Patton in baggage claim?

Yes, I am in baggage claim.

She's fantastic in that movie.

You, you've watched that movie?

Yeah! It's fantastic!

I can't imagine you watching that movie.

If you're in it, I'm watching it.

Aw.

Is Paula Patton related to the Rock?

Yes. Have you seen her abs?

Rock hard.

No, I'm, I'm not related to the Rock.

You're not?

No.

Paula Patton's not related to the Rock.

You hold one. You mug.

Is Warcraft really addicting?

Yeah.

Sorry, mate. Yeah.

Is Warcraft really that good?

Yeah.

Is Warcraft really free?

No. Is it free?

It costs your soul.

I'll give you a hundred dollars

if you can guess this next one.

[Robert] Is Warcraft really a

great movie made by Duncan Jones?

And, the answer is yes.

No, it's: fun, what we were looking for?

(loud laughing)

Fun.

Thank you for watching.

And don't take everything we said, you know, as the truth.

What's it like being these two d bags?

Someone google that!