Natalie Portman & Jude Law Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hi, I'm Natalie.

Hi, I'm Jude, and we're here doing

the Wired Auto-Complete Interview.

[bright music]

The only one of these I watched was [laughs]

Michael Caine was doing it,

and every answer was about 10 minutes long.

[laughter]

And he went, oh, it's funny you should ask that,

and literally Alan Arkin on the end was going like...

[laughter]

What Natalie Portman?!

What did Natalie Portman study?

Psychology.

Huh.

Would you like to talk later?

I'm gonna ask you about something.

[Natalie] What does Natalie Portman do?

Yeah, what does she do?

I don't know. [laughs]

I pretend to be other people.

I'm female impersonator.

What does Natalie Portman look like now?

This is it.

What do you think?

What, oh boy, languages can Natalie Portman speak?

English, sort of.

Hebrew was my first language.

[speaks foreign language]

See my new movie, please.

What does Natalie Portman eat?

Anything vegan and all the time.

I'm eating all the time.

What did Natalie Portman invent?

Nothing, I've never invented anything.

You know what, though, I'm not surprised

people thought you were possibly an inventor.

Thank you, that's so kind of you.

Yeah, because, you know, you're smart,

and I can imagine them sitting at home going

I bet she like-- What if I was like GPS.

She like invented something.

I should take credit for something.

Oh, I did come up with something the other day.

What was it?

Have you ever had gefilte fish?

Yes. It's a Jewish food.

You have horseradish on the side.

It's kind of the same thing as wasabi, right?

Yeah. Jushi, no one's made it.

Why don't they make sushi with gefilte fish, right?

Disgusting! No, that could be like a,

A good breading, right? That's a kind of.

I invented that you guys.

I'll take credit for it. That's a Japanese-Israeli

kind of fusion restaurant. Fusion, fusion.

I like that. Anyway,

you heard it here first.

Oh, I don't like the starting of this, is Jude Law.

Is Jude Law British?

Yes, I am British.

Watch this, I'm gonna go really fast.

Is Jude Law Captain Marvel?

No, I'm not, Brie Larson is Captain Marvel.

Am I allowed to say that?

Just gonna make sure the Marvel police

aren't gonna shoot me.

No, I can say that.

Is Jude Law left-handed, no.

[laughs] That's such an interesting

common Google about you. Yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not.

Is Jude Law a Spurs fan?

That means Tottenham Hotspur.

Yes, I am.

Thank you for translating. I've been all my life.

Is Jude Law related to Emma Thompson?

What, because I'm British?

All Brits are related, way back.

Is Jude Law the voice of Jarvis in Iron Man?

No, that's Paul Bettany,

who goes on to play the embodiment of Jarvis, Vision.

Wow, wow, you really ripped through those.

I did, next!

All right, where is Natalie Portman from?

I was born in Jerusalem.

I grew up mainly in New York.

Where did Natalie Portman go to college?

I went to Harvard.

Did you?

I did. [laughs]

Holy mackerel.

When was Natalie Portman born?

What a question to ask How dare you!

A lady!

I was born in 1981.

I was born in the 1900s.

When did Natalie Portman become vegan?

Seven years ago when I was about to give birth

to my child, my first child.

Reading the book Eating Animals.

I highly recommend it.

Who is Natalie Portman friends with?

Well, my closest friends are people

you've probably never heard of.

They're my friends from school.

I have a few friends from work, work life,

California life, too.

You got a lot of friends!

I have so many friends.

I'm so lucky. I've got like three friends.

I'm so lucky.

I'm jealous.

You only have three friends?

That's not true.

I've seen you. Yeah, I got a couple

of friends. I've seen you out.

I've seen you out and about.

I know, I've got a lot of acquaintances.

I'm getting nervous about the does-es.

Does Jude Law have tattoos?

I do, I have just a couple on my forearms here.

Very small ones.

Does Jude Law speak Spanish?

Uh, no, I don't,

but I think they may be asking that

because there's a scene in The Young Pope.

I learned the scene in Spanish,

because Popes tend to speak multiple languages,

so I learned Italian and Spanish for the film.

But you speak Italian now?

[speaks foreign language]

That's pretty cool.

Did Jude Law narrate Fargo?

No, I wish I had.

I love that film.

That's a great movie.

Oh, yeah. Interesting rumor.

How old is Jude Law's daughter?

Well, I have three daughters.

I have an 18-year-old, I have a seven-year-old,

and I have a four-year-old.

How old is Jude Law's sons?

22 and 16.

How did Jude Law die? [laughs]

What, what?!!

[laughter] What, what?!

I love that someone-- Oh my god.

What I love about that is,

is they're just pretty certain I am dead.

Now they wanna know how.

This is distressing. How did Jude Law die?

There was a period when all my parts

ended rather gruesomely.

I've had my brains bashed in.

I've been blown up.

Oh, I got shot, didn't I,

in Cold Mountain. Did any of your family

members get upset about it?

Because my family members get very distressed.

I did make the mistake of showing my son AI

a little bit too young,

and Gigolo Joe gets sort of sucked up

by a giant magnet and kind of,

you assume, pulled to pieces for scrap iron.

It somewhat affected him.

He was like four years old.

But, he's forgiven me.

Oh my god, I didn't know there was more.

Does Natalie Portman,

this is the does round. Oh, does Natalie Portman,

oh boy.

Does Natalie Portman have a sister.

Huh uh, I'm an only child.

Does Natalie Portman have an Oscar?

Damn right.

I do, thank you very much.

Does Natalie Portman have naturally curly hair?

Yes, I have a big beautiful Jew-fro

that I iron out for special events.

Does Natalie Portman sing in Vox Lux?

Yeah. I do, I do.

I sing songs written

by Cia. And some.

Does Natalie Portman sing Natalie's Rap?

Yes, I do, I do.

It's on YouTube.

You can check it out.

It's awesome.

Thank you. [laughs]

What Jude Law?

What the?

What was Jude Law's first movie?

Shopping, it was called.

Uh, yeah, many, many, many years ago.

What is Jude Law and a semester abroad about?

Okay, I'm a bit embarrassed about this.

This is a song called Jude Law and a Semester Abroad

or something like that.

I'm not quite sure.

I think I listened to it once or twice years back

when it came out, but I don't,

I don't quite know what it's about.

So if anyone knows, please let me know.

[Natalie] I'm going to be Googling that later.

What height is Jude Law?

I wish I could say I was six foot one, but I'm not.

I'm a little shorter than that.

On a good day, I'm six foot.

On a bad day, I'm five 11 and a half.

What's Jude Law's real name?

Okay, this is a common, this is a really,

this is an annoying, annoying truth.

My parents stupidly had this idea

to name me and my sister after their best friends.

My Dad's best friend is David,

and my sister's best friend is Andrea,

but they never called us those names, ever.

So my middle name, Jude, is what my mom and dad

and everyone always calls me.

So my name on my passport is David Jude Heyworth Law.

Heyworth is my mom's maiden name.

But no one's ever called me David.

Everyone's called me Jude,

but I get, people are always like,

oh, you changed your name to Jude because you're an actor.

I didn't.

Thanks, Mom and Dad.

What is Jude Law up to?

[laughs]

God knows.

What color are Jude Law's eyes?

Blue, they kind of change color, bluey green?

Depends on what shirt

you're wearing. Poly-colored.

Well, I hope you learned something about us.

[laughter]

Go see our movie Vox Lux, please.

And thanks for watching Auto-Complete.