Ryan Reynolds & Jake Gyllenhaal Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hello I'm Ryan Reynolds.

And I'm Jake Gyllenhaal, and we're doing a wired...

Autocomplete...

Interview.

Yes.

(upbeat music)

Googled your own name, everyone has

at some point in their lives,

and you're like, Oh, God.

(laughing)

I was feeling so good about myself a second ago.

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Is Ryan Reynolds Debbie Reynold's son?

Amazing. Wow.

That would be incredible.

The stories I would have, too,

the war stories.

[Jake] Is Ryan Reynolds...

[Ryan] Related to Ryan Gosling?

Canada had sex with America

and they made the two of them and they're twins,

and both of them tried to eat each other in womb.

That is true. But they didn't.

They survived and because of the trauma,

they both became actors.

There you go. And that's why

the two of them are actors, who they are.

I can't feel my life.

Is Ryan Reynolds missing a tooth?

What do you?

No, these are all my teeth.

What the hell's going on here?

Ryan Reynolds is missing a lot of hair.

(laughing)

Let's get these calf implants out, too,

while we're at it, no.

Okay, is Ryan Reynolds...

Oh. Mean, wow, mean.

But he's Canadian?

Look, you punch a couple hundred orphans

and suddenly you're mean.

This is what I don't understand.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah, give me that.

I got this. Oh no.

Oh, God.

Mine are gonna be so-- What is Jake Gyllenhaal?

This could just end right there.

(laughing)

What is Jake Gyllenhaal?

What is Jake Gyllenhaal?

[Jake] Oh, you know what it is?

Your zodiac sign? Yeah.

Yeah, you're a Capricorn.

What was Jake Gyllenhaal's first movie?

October Sky. Nope.

Oh!

It was a big movie. Nope.

No, what was it?

A Dangerous Woman, maybe, I think it was called.

Your parents let you be in a movie

called A Dangerous Woman?

Yeah, I was like...

At what age? I was like 11,

or something, 10 or something.

[Together] What does Jake Gyllenhaal?

What does he eat?

Well, it's funny you should ask, baby pandas.

(laughing)

What does Jake Gyllenhaal...

[Together] Tattoo say?

I don't have tattoos, man.

[Ryan] What time was Jake Gyllenhaal...

[Together] Born?

I think I was born early in the morning.

I'm pretty sure.

I was made early in the morning.

My dad, he doesn't pull out of anything.

Does Ryan Reynolds...

Eat glass?

Eat or drink without swallowing?

Is that your final answer?

Are you Steve Harvey in this equation or am I?

(laughing)

Have tattoos?

Wow, that's interesting.

I wonder.

All right, next question.

(laughing)

I got a few.

Should we do that one?

Yeah, let's just do it.

Wow. Woah.

What? Eyeliner?

Yes, I'm telling you right now.

I'm sitting right next to him,

dude is covered in eyeliner.

He has no eyes.

You think lashes like this happen?

He has no eyes.

It's crazy, has no eyes, no eyes.

I actually only have one eye.

Now thank you for bringing up a really horrible

thing that happened to me.

Does Ryan Reynolds what?

Know martial arts, well. Yes.

This fist right here for example, Gyllenhaal.

Dude, that's the creepiest thing--

Cut through you like butter,

like hot butter. Don't.

Like a knife to hot butter.

That's the creepiest hand ever.

Yeah, I'm the Paul Anka of martial arts, so...

Ready? Yeah?

Does Ryan Reynolds...

Wear glasses, I do.

They're fake.

they're totally fake.

Those are just to make him look super handsome.

I have 10/10 vision. And smart.

I can see right through you.

Have a twin brother?

Woah. No.

Incredible. No, no, no, I don't.

I ate my twin brother in the womb.

Let's see what the next Jake Gyllenhaal one is.

Woah, these are cot that.

I'm started to really enjoy this one.

Past tense, no. Did Jake Gyllenhaal?

No, past tense.

Did Jake Gyllenhaal climb Everest?

Yes.

Did Jake Gyllenhaal go to college?

I did go to college. Did you?

I did, I went to Columbia University.

Wow, how did I not know that?

I come across as somebody

who probably is not that sharp.

Figured you went to at least an online university.

Did Jake Gyllenhaal do own stunts?

Generally I do,

unless it's like really dangerous.

Do you know who does my stunts?

Who? Tom Cruise.

Did Jake Gyllenhaal hear bad and boujee?

Do you know bad and boujee? Yeah, that was mean.

Do you know bad and boujee?

They're the Atlanta band.

Not a band,

but the song, it's cool.

It's cool. Don't.

Why Ryan Reynolds got a star?

You're supposed to do this.

Oh, sorry, okay.

That's the, he paid for it, not sure.

Yep, next one please.

[Ryan] Why Ryan Reynolds...

[Together] Wanted to play Deadpool?

Jobless.

Yeah.

Just like every other guy, it was--

Desperate.

Really, yeah, desperation, definitely.

Elements of middle age panic.

(laughing)

Why Ryan Reynolds kiss Andrew Garfield?

Really?

Is that really a question why?

I know, have you seen Andrew Garfield?

Have you seen him and Andrew Garfield?

Yeah.

I didn't even know I was kissing him

until I found out when I got home that night.

(laughing)

There should be a map just to get out of his eyes.

Yes. There are like

400 more cards. And some are fireballs.

Let's waste more life, okay.

Here we go.

So can Jake Gyllenhall sing?

Yes, he can.

And dance. Nope.

Can Jake Gyllenhall kiss?

(laughing)

Dude, I'm not Andrew Garfield.

Sorry. And by the way,

is Jake Gyllenhall Andrew Garfield?

The answer to that is no.

How is Jake Gyllenhall,

How is Jake Gyllenhall's a great one.

How is Jake Gyllenhall pronounced?

We've done it 1000 times.

[Together] How to get Jake Gyllenhall's...

Drunk. Pants off.

Oh. Hair.

Do you know how scary that would be

if someone just woke up and someone was taking your hair?

(laughing)

That would be terrible.

Terrifying.

Come on, one more, one more,

this is fun.

Just one more.

Let's waste so much time.

So let's do one. Just one more, ready.

What is Ryan Reynold's phone number?

Do you know it by heart?

376-459-3740.

That's my burner phone but good job.

What is Ryan Reynolds' diet?

Twigs, rocks, sticks,

and a tiny bit of green tea.

You're in my head,

get out of my head Jake Gyllenhall.

What is Ryan Reynolds' motorcycle?

Well, it's a two wheeled-- It's a person.

It's a person. It's a motorcycle

that is propelled by combustion engine.

Ryan Reynolds' motorcycle is a person.

Yeah, his name's Gary.

What headphones-- This is long.

[Ryan] Was Ryan Reynolds using in Definitely Maybe?

Fake ones.

You lost me now. They were before

the Bluetooth ones.

You lost me. They were real.

[Ryan] What does Ryan Reynolds use in his hair?

[Jake] Hold on.

Mostly just swamp water.

It's actually done exclusively with politician's spit.

(laughing)

So that's how you get this look.

I hope that you learned more about me today

than you knew before.

I really did, I really do feel closer to you.

Yep.

High five.

That's more high pinky.