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Kate McKinnon & Vanessa Bayer Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

Office Christmas Party stars Kate McKinnon and Vanessa Bayer hang with WIRED to answer the Internet's most searched questions about themselves.

Released on 12/08/2016

Transcript

I don't know about you, but I'm Kate McKinnon.

And I'm Vanessa Bayer.

[Both] And we're doing the Autocomplete interview.

(upbeat funky music)

[Both] Yes.

Is Kate McKinnon nice?

Gosh I hope so.

I would say so, but... I try.

I try really hard.

I honestly try really hard.

Am I related to Jeremy McKinnon?

Not familiar with him, no.

Not a cousin of mine.

Is Kate McKinnon on Snapchat?

No, she's not, or on Twitter, or Instagram.

Is Kate McKinnon Russian?

Just an accent I like to do.

I have a cat who I like to imagine is Russian.

Is Kate McKinnon Australian?

Gosh, I wish, but no.

Just another accent I like to do.

I'm boring.

Who is Vanessa Bayer?

I'm still trying to find that out.

Aren't we all?

Right?

Who is Vanessa Bayer related to?

My brother, Jonah.

Um, and his last's name's Jonah...

I mean his last name's Bayer.

His name is Jonah Bayer and he's a

renowned music journalist.

How much is Vanessa Bayer worth?

The world.

I'll answer that for you.

The whole universe.

More than you can afford.

(laughs)

Where's Vanessa Bayer from?

She's from Cleveland.

That's in Ohio.

How old is Vanessa Bayer?

More than you can afford.

(both laughing)

Let's...

Oh, there's more. (laughs)

Let's go for some more.

Okay.

You wanna answer for me?

Yeah.

Okay let's see if you know the answers.

Does Kate...

We've already answered this, no she does not.

Does Kate McKinnon sing?

Like an angel.

[Kate] I don't sing.

She also plays piano.

Does Kate McKinnon Facebook?

You better not believe it.

[Kate] Yeah, I don't do it.

She doesn't do social medias.

Does Kate McKinnon like Hillary?

Baby, you know.

Loves Hillary.

Justin Bieber impression...

We're missing...

That's not grammatically...

So, you don't get an answer on that one.

Your answer is proofread.

(both laughing)

Sorry!

I do do a Justin Bieber impression.

Now, Kate, you do mine.

Okay, okay.

Vanessa Bayer has just joined Twitter

and she's very into it.

Well I joined like two years ago, but I'm--

She joined two years ago.

[Vanessa] Does Vanessa Bayer Instagram?

Yes?

You do.

Okay.

Does Vanessa Bayer Yahoo?

I'm gonna say no.

Okay.

Look, I think if you're a person alive today

you're emailin', and Vanessa Bayer's one of 'em.

Vanessa Bayer does Miley Cyrus.

Yes she does, better than anyone in this world.

Wow!

What an angel you are!

Kate McKinnon looks like Elizabeth Banks?

I'll take it.

Long Island.

From there. Where she's from.

I'm on it.

I do an impression of her.

And I love her.

Dancing?

I do it.

I love it.

What about you?

Uh, I do 'em.

She's got a ton.

Huh.

She's been there on a train.

Oh, am I?

Uh?

I feel like there's an Adam and Eve commercial

maybe that people think I'm in but it's not me.

False. Something like that.

False claim. So, false.

The internet failed us.

Adelphi?

I did s...

Did you do a show there?

I did standup at that college.

That's fun.

You know if you watch SNL,

she does an incredible, incredible...

Well thank you.

Again, the definitive Jennifer Aniston impression

of our generation--

Wow.

And the next.

I guess we really do know each other.

Yeah.

We've always been like sisters on SNL.

Thank you for your support.

Yes, thank you.

We'll be here if you are.

What's that mean?

(camera crew laughing)

Starring: Kate McKinnon, Vanessa Bayer

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