'Sorry to Bother You' Cast Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hey, I'm Steven Yeun.

I'm Jermaine Fowler.

I'm Armie Hammer.

[All] And this is the Wired Autocomplete interview.

(hip hop music)

Oh yeah, okay.

Peel and read.

What is Armie Hammer's blank?

Wife's name.

Real name. Real name.

Oh. That is my name. (laughs)

[Jermaine] That was close.

Is Armie Hammer? This one's long.

Is Armie Hammer as smart and funny

and charming as he seems to be?

[Steven] I'm gonna say yes.

Arm and Hammer.

Oh yeah. No.

This is getting factual. I want more like nuances.

I want some goofy.

I thought the internet was supposed to be a weird place.

What What blank.

That's what.

What does Armie Hammer eat for dinner?

I'll go with that.

[Steven] What height is Armie Hammer? I was close.

Okay. What height are you?

Sure. Six five.

Okay, Cool.

[Jermaine] Damn.

Where does Armie Hammer live?

Where, is Armie Hammer from?

Why don't they go to Wikipedia?

Where are you from? I was born in L.A.

LA? Yeah.

Oh, good shit.

Moved around a lot but ended up back in LA.

Is Armie Hammer.

I really don't, I mean, I have no good answers to these.

Yeah, these are so vague.

Yeah, is Armie Hammer white? Is Armie Hammer white?

That's a good one.

It's a strong black name. Let's see.

Russian. (laughs)

I was close. Yeah

Hey that's pretty good.

You don't get much more white. Yeah.

Russian. Do you get Russian a lot?

I am Russian.

You are Russian. Are you?

My dad's Russian. Yeah.

Oh shit. Okay. Okay. Yeah

The Hammer.

I mean, the internet sleuths are really on it.

Does Armie Hammer. Does Armie Hammer.

Skateboard.

Use shampoo?

Looks like, does Armie Hammer where does he live?

That's creepy.

You need help (laughs)

That, by the way, does Armie Hammer where does he live?

Is even creepier than where does Armie Hammer live?

Cause they were cutting themselves off.

They had a question and they asked another.

You know that first question must've been weirder

than where do you live? Which is already a weird question.

Yeah, yeah, oh shit. (laughs) It's creepy.

Oh I can't wait for this one.

Does Armie Hammer.

I mean, this is just getting weird now.

[Steven] Exclamation point. Played both twins.

Does Armie Hammer played both twins.

Oh, from Social Network?

Yup. Yup.

Word, word, word.

We're getting a little loose

on the rules of grammar, here.

Yeah, we need help here.

Does Armie Hammer.

Box. That's a long box.

Yeah, yeah really just boxing.

Have a Twitter?

Oh.

Yes. Yes, I do.

What is it?

It's just @armiehammer.

@armiehammer. @armiehammer.

I felt like I know you better from this.

This is basically all you need to know about me.

There's nothing else interesting.

Yeah, does Armie Hammer where does he live?

That one really creeps me out.

Can we find out who asked that question?

Yeah, Google, can you?

Wait, you know what, this is the scary thing,

it has to be asked enough to make it to the list.

Yeah.

Which means that people are like,

does Armie Hammer where does he live a lot.

I wanna see Steven's list.

Where does he live?

Where does Armie live?

Okay, let's go through this.

Ah, this is gonna be bad.

Google time.

This is gonna be really bad.

How do you.

I think it's gonna be, pronounce Steven Yeun's last name.

Okay, how do you.

[All] Pronounce Steven Yeun.

Listen You know what,

is there a prize for this by the way?

No, but if you get too many right,

they know you Google yourself a lot.

(laughs)

This last name is the bane of my existence.

It makes everyone into like an Asian twang enthusiast.

But it's like, it's just Yeun.

But they try to add like zest to it.

Yewun.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that.

But it's just Yeun.

It's just Yeun, bro. It's just Yeun, bro.

Well now you know. So quit asking.

Does Steven Yeun. Does Steven Yeun.

Exfoliate? Play League of Legends.

Hey, this is very specific to--

Do you do a lot of gaming?

I mean, I play like our generation gaming.

Yeah (laughs)

You just, you know. You seem like the type.

Yeah (laughs)

Where did Steven.

Grow up?

Grow up.

Grow up. Grow up.

Alright, I grew up in Michigan. In Troy, Michigan.

Does Steven Yeun.

Have a--

Yeah what, have a what?

Exfoliate? You really wanna get this exfoliating.

Just so you know guys, he exfoliates.

I actually don't exfoliate.

You don't exfoliate at all.

His skin naturally looks like that.

[Jermaine] Speak Korean.

(speaks Korean)

That means hello.

Yeah. I know that much.

Oh, I learned something today.

What does Steven Yeun.

Eat for breakfast.

Exfoliate with.

Eat for exfolation.

[All] Drive.

What do you drive?

I drive like a normal black sedan.

I'm sometimes mistaken for Ubers.

(laughs)

Which is fucked up.

Is Steven Yeun an Uber driver?

(laughs)

In the Jake from State Farm commercial.

You know what, this is why we need

more Asian people on the fucking screen man.

What's that?

Everybody thinks I play all

the Asian people on television.

That's great.

They think I play all of them.

I'm like, that guy's 80 years old.

Or like, that guy's not a guy.

(laughs)

Was Steven Yeun.

In Walking Dead?

Sure.

In Raiders of the Lost Ark. No.

See? It gets worse.

(laughs)

I'm not that old.

(laughs)

Hey, we're getting to some real shit right now.

This is like we're getting a glimpse at the dark net.

Yeah, we're getting some real shit.

Alright, what is--

Steven Yeun's face superimposed

to every actor's face since 1922.

Special message?

You've got a special message?

(laughs) No.

We've got time.

I thought it said massage.

Live your life. Be comfortable with yourself.

Also, I'm not all the Asians on TV.

Alright. Oh here we go.

Is Jermaine Fowler.

In Atlanta. (laughs)

Alright. Here we go.

In Orange is the New Black.

Oh yeah, I had this interview.

I'm not Orange is the New Black.

This joke I played on people that I was

Crazy Eyes in Orange is the New Black cause of my hair.

Is Jermaine Fowler his real name?

Okay, here we go. Ha.

Related to D.L. Hughley.

Yeah, it's the jawline and the hair.

And you know, all that stuff.

That's cool man, D.L. Hughley's dope.

D.L.'s a great guy. A very smart person.

So no, but thank you very much.

How? How.

How does Jermaine get his hair so beautiful?

How old is Jermaine Fowler?

I'm 29. I was born in '88. What up.

But that's my age. Thank you for asking?

Where is Jermaine Fowler from? Okay, let's see.

(yelling)

I was born in northwest D.C. Howard University hospital.

I'm from Hyattsville, Maryland.

That's the hometown. What up.

This is gonna be the last one, so probably a weird one.

Goddamn. Is Jermaine Fowler.

Seven foot two. Like he looks.

(laughs) Is Jermaine, yes. Let's do that one.

Okay let's do it.

[All] Married.

Oh. No, I'm not married,

but I appreciate it, good Christian folks.

(laughs)

I think we need a new campaign of like internet PSAs.

I am not Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black.

Or just like don't believe

everything you hear on the internet.

And stop looking where I live. (laughs)