Jennifer Aniston & Jason Bateman Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

This is Jennifer Aniston,

she's doing the autocomplete interview.

Is that what it is?

And I'll be joining, my name is Jason Bateman.

See the way we're already autocompleting.

Guys, we're at a good clip right now.

Does Jennifer Aniston drink coffee?

I do, one cup in the morning.

Maybe a little espresso around three or four.

Does Jennifer Aniston take vitamins?

I mean... Oh my god.

Is the Pope Catholic?

There's a regiment, guys. It's exhausting.

This doesn't happen just by accident.

She's pumped full

of supplements. I'm filled with B12s and Cs,

and all sorts of like, D. Like a veal.

Does Jennifer Aniston really have brown eyes?

What?

Oh, look at those blue things.

Well, she brings out the junket contacts.

These are my junket contacts.

Yeah, the blue ones are not cheap.

The best is when I do brown and blue.

Okay, where does Jennifer Aniston stay when she's in Cabo?

Oh, tell the world.

I'm gonna tell everybody where

I stay. Give them an address.

Does Jennifer Aniston watch Days of Our Lives?

I don't watch anything really.

Was that Dad's?

That's Dad's, he's still on it.

Daddy's still on

that show. Is he really?

Since 1984.

How may years is that, quick.

(scoffs) Don't ask that,

I went to Rudolf Steiner.

Is that a bad school or something?

No, it's just slow.

It wasn't high on-- Did you go to college?

No, I did not go

to college. Me either.

I don't have a high school diploma though.

You don't?

No, I was doing, interesting story.

I was doing Teen Wolf Too. Teen Wolf, I knew it.

I knew we were going to seque into a Teen Wolf story.

And during finals of my senior year

we were shooting Teen Wolf Too,

and the workload was such

that I couldn't take two or my four finals

so they didn't give me my diploma.

And then they hit me up for an alumni contribution

and I told them, Suck it. (laughing)

Is Jason Bateman related to Justine Bateman?

I get that all the time.

No, no. No.

That's weird. That's so weird, why would

they think that. Cause there's such

a resemblance, too.

Is Jason Bateman-- Left handed?

He sure is, but I throw with my right.

You do? I write with my left,

I throw with my right. I don't want to know

any more information about your right and left hand.

Okay, next. I think we know where

she's going with that, guys.

Is Jason Bateman Canadian?

How dare you?

(laughs) Soon to be.

Is Jason Bateman in Mumford & Sons?

Oh, yes you are.

Well, just for

one video. Just for one.

Being real cute in those outfits.

Is Jason Bateman married to Melissa McCarthy?

Yes. (laughing)

He's not, but when you sa-- But I would be.

I love her to death.

Is Jennifer Aniston related to Barbara Streisand?

I'm not, but in spirit

we are. Why would they think

you are? I don't know.

Because it's that bad.

Is Jennifer Aniston a vegan.

Are you, no.

Of course not. I'm not.

What do you mean of course not?

You're a garbage disposal. It's conflicting.

Is Jennifer Aniston Buddhist?

Just smells like one.

(laughing)

Is Jennifer Aniston's hair real?

The biggest surprise that happened on the set

was how often your wig came off.

I know, it just slips right off.

It's in the heat. The humidity in Atlanta.

Yeah, it's the heat.

We found a good adhesive, finally.

Don't, don't do it, don't do it.

I know, it just would be fun.

Here we go. (gasps)

This is terrible.

Is this the things that are trending?

Is this the Google morbid,

these are things that have been Googled?

Why would they think that you're dead?

I'm shocked by all of-- Because you live such

a tasteful, private life.

No one thinks I'm dead 'cause I'm

out there running my mouth.

(thumping)

Can't wait to Google this Jason Bateman.

Have a son?

I feel like I should have a funny joke

about that. I know you don't.

There's none. No.

You have two gorgeous girls. Two gorgeous girls.

Love 'em both.

Does Jason Bateman have two different,

another few jokes just popped to mind,

color eyes, no.

No. But my eldest daughter does.

But his eldest daughter does.

Franny.

Who does Jason Bateman look like?

Justine Bateman. (laughs)

Even though we're not related.

Does Jason Bateman play in The Hobbit.

Well, depends on what a hobbit is but,

I think they're talking the film.

(laughs) Play around in the hobbit.

Yeah, you like to play in your hobbit.

No, like, do I have people mistaken me for--

No, couldn't.

Isn't he, he's in The Hobbit, right?

Isn't that Galva, Gan, Gando?

Gando? Ginga.

Ra-ta-ta. (giggling)

No, I'm not in that, love to though.

Oh, we got a whole stack of these.

You have an editor in this right?

Do you guys need to reload or anything?

No. No, it's a digital.

That's why we are

never gonna-- Jesus Christ.

Okay, what is (low screeching)

Jennifer Aniston's new movie about?

It's about an office Christmas party.

What is Jennifer Aniston wearing these days?

Saint Laurent.

Gucci.

Givenchy.

No jeans? I can't remember.

What is Jennifer Aniston's father's name?

I hope this stumps you.

That would be (laughs).

Shit, ah, no, that'd be John Aniston.

And what is Jennifer Aniston's favorite food?

I'm gonna say carbonara.

Ooh,

that's good.

That's kind of where I'm at these days.

Loving that. I know that what I like

to eat most that you make.

I know. Or that

or your taco Tuesday.

What is Jennifer Aniston's

natural hair color.

There's a good way to find that out.

What are you saying?

There's a good way to find that out.

I know there is.

There's a good way to find that out.

Just look at the roots.

I know what you're saying. Not where I was going.

No, no, no, no.

Like, um. Brown.

Greatest brunette ever. Brunette, brunette.

Oh, there's more of this.

Who did Jason Bateman marry.

Her name is Amanda Anka, love of my life.

Why did Jason Bateman kiss Dustin Hoffman?

We were at a Laker game,

kiss cam, hilarious.

I love that man. I do too.

I'd kiss him again. I would too.

Where did Jason Bateman grow up?

Mostly Los Angeles, since I was seven.

Before that, New York, Boston, and Salt Lake City.

Oh! Not on a mission.

But learning how to ski. Did you ski?

That's why you're so good.

He's such a good skier.

What did Jason Bateman star in as a child.

What didn't Jason Bateman star in

is what the question

should be. It was a lot.

Little House on the Prairie?

That was the start.

Did Jason Bateman die?

I'm dead with Jen Aniston. What is going on?

This is terrible.

Doing a Google rip and tear, chat and gigglefest.

(laughs)

Why do you want to know if we're dead?

I'm curious about that.

Well, especially since you've got good proof

right now that we're not.

And I would also say to the internet,

you guys are doing great.

Keep going. Keep going.

Deeper and deeper. Things really seem

to be working out.

So it's just this bottomless pit.

It's growing and growing, yeah.

Proud of you.