Dave Franco, Kumail Nanjiani and Fred Armisen Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

We are-- Dave Franco.

Dave Franco, Kumail Nanjiani, and Fred Armisen.

And we are doing the Wired Autocomplete Interview.

(upbeat music)

Hey. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Is Dave Franco dead? (laughs)

That's an interesting question.

These feel good.

Are these in order of most searched?

I think so.

I don't like that.

[Kumail] Where is Dave Franco From?

I am from the mean streets of Palo Alto, California.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah.

What is Dave Franco's--

How do you think this question is gonna' end?

What is Dave Franco's, something with my eyebrows

I'm thinking.

[Kumail] Favorite color?

Blue.

Okay.

We're all in blue.

Really interesting answer, dude.

What's your favorite painting, the Mona Lisa, jeez.

What is Dave Franco's?

David John Franco.

Is Dave Franco white? (laughs)

You're gonna' be shocked by this answer.

Um, yeah.

Yeah, I'm white.

Where is Dave Franco right now?

We're in Lego Land. We're in Lego Land.

We're at Lego Land.

I also like that somebody was Googling

where is Dave Franco right now.

I want to go to Dave Franco. (Dave laughs)

I like to think it's the same person who was like,

Is Dave Franco white?

Yes?

Okay, so where is he right now?

I want to talk to a white person right now.

Also why would Google know that?

There must be people working overtime there at Google.

Do you think that when you ask Google a question

there's someone, somewhere who gets the question?

And has to like look it up in a book

and then type it in?

They go to Yahoo and look it up.

Is Kumail Nanjiani in mass effect Andromeda?

What' happening there?

It's a video game, and yes I am in it.

I play Jarun Tann who's sort of like the president

of that federation, so yes.

Is Kumail Nanjiani married?

Yep, 10 years.

Somebody was looking you up like,

hmm I wonder if he's married.

Is Kumail Nanjiani Urdu?

No, because Urdu is a language

so it would be like is Fred English?

I guess that makes sense 'cause that's also nationality,

but it would be like is Fred sign language?

Yeah, is Fred sign language?

That's yeah.

That's tough.

That feels-- That is existential

Kumail Nanjiani is Urdu.

All right.

Does Fred Armisen speak Spanish?

(Fred speaks in foreign language)

So what's the answer?

I said that I don't speak Spanish.

Does Fred Armisen know American Sign Language?

I'm sorry.

I want to learn.

Does Fred Armisen have gauged?

I think they mean ears, gauged ears.

No I don't.

You have a character that does.

I have a character that does.

Does Fred Armisen have a brother?

I have an older half brother in Germany.

What's he like?

Very German and very organized

and very quiet.

Oh no, this is a teacup.

No this is a coffee cup.

[Kumail] Does Fred Armisen vegan?

I do.

I do vegan. You do vegan.

What zodiac sign is Dave Franco?

I am a Gemini.

What does Dave Franco look like?

A lot like that, right?

A lot like this.

Do I look like myself today?

You do actually.

Let me see, let me see.

Oh yeah, you look like Dave Franco.

I bet you get that a lot.

What time was Dave Franco born?

I do love that question.

I don't know, do you guys know what time you were born?

I don't know.

I think 9:00 AM.

Like on the dot?

No, I think I'm 9:00 PM.

I don't know.

That's a huge difference.

What color are Dave Franco's eyes?

I would say there's a--

Hazel? Hazely.

Yeah, really?

I was gonna' say like a field at dusk.

Ooh.

[Kumail] What is Dave Franco's favorite movie.

Stand by me.

Okay.

Partially for nostalgic reasons.

It was my first R rated movie.

And then partially 'cause I love movies with kids

where the actors are actually really good.

How old is Kumail Nanjiani?

I'm 39 years old.

How tall is Kumail Nanjiani?

5'10''.

What does it say on your resume?

Rounding up from 5'9 and a half, you know.

Kumail Nanjiani

No.

I think I'm saying it right.

Kumail Nanjiani.

I think that's how I would say it.

How Kumail Nanjiani met his wife?

It's true she heckled me at a comedy show.

What did she yell out?

She just did like a sarcastic, Woo-hoo.

Was she doing it in a flirty way?

I certainly perceived it as being flirty

and it certainly was an icebreaker and then we talked

afterwards and one thing led to another

and we've been married 10 years.

Kumail Nanjiani an Uber driver?

It feels like it's a racist question,

but I think it's about a movie.

(laughs)

I could swear he was my driver.

Yeah, does Kumail Nanjiani work in a Dunkin' Donuts?

No, I've never been an Uber driver.

There's more?

[Dave] What high school Fred Armisen go to?

Valley Stream Central High School.

[Kumail] What movies has Fred Armisen been in?

Guys, am I supposed to list all my movies?

Don't they know about IMDB?

Yeah, go to IMDB.

[Kumail] What band was Fred Armisen in?

First I was in a hardcore punk band called the KGB.

What was your hit song?

Oh, we had no hit songs.

(laughs)

we were at the bottom of the charts.

What was your favorite song?

We did a song called My School that was very fast.

What are some of the lyrics.

♫ My school, all the rules

♫ My school, all the rules

What guitar does Fred Armisen?

Do you play guitar?

You're a drummer.

Yeah but, I'm a show off.

I play a guitar called a Fano.

F, a, n, o.

Do you play any other instruments?

Little bass.

Do you tickle the keys a little bit?

A little bit.

Let me see you tickle again.

There they are.

Oh, in post can you add notes?

(piano music plays) (laughs)

Just do C to C minor and back and forth?

Thanks.

People are really asking some stupid questions on--

What was your favorite question on all of them,

not even posed to you.

I liked the one that was asking me

if I was an Uber driver.

But is Dave Franco dead is great.

Is Dave Franco dead?

He's not dead, then where is he right now?