Machine Gun Kelly Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions

What up? I'm Machine Gun Kelly and I am doing

a Wired Autocomplete Interview.

[suspenseful music]

[cracking] Ow.

All right.

What's Machine Gun Kelly's real name?

Colson Baker.

What was Machine Gun Kelly's first song?

Probably terrible and we won't speak on it.

What did Machine Gun Kelly say?

What?

Sounds like a children's song.

What did Machine Gun Kelly say?

Nothing, no snitching.

What's Machine Gun Kelly's Instagram?

Well, fun fact, my Instagram name was cockpunch

until a million followers [laughing]

and then at some point, I was like,

maybe certain people might not wanna associate

themselves with that, so I just went

back to Machine Gun Kelly.

What are Machine Gun Kelly fans called?

EST.

Everyone stands together.

How Machine Gun Kelly got his name.

I took it from the actual Machine Gun Kelly

and paid a lot of money for it.

How old [laughing], how old Machine Gun Kelly?

29, fool.

How tall is Machine Gun Kelly in feet?

I'm six foot four in feet.

3963 centimeters in centimeters.

300 billion in millimeters.

And in human feet, I'm 12.

How was Machine Gun Kelly discovered?

Remember when Aladdin went into that place

and he found that lamp 'cause Jafar forced him to go inside?

Is Machine Gun Kelly single?

Oh.

[laughing]

Man.

Woo.

Is [laughing].

Yes, I am dating.

Is Machine Gun Kelly an actor?

No.

That dude sucks.

Is Machine Gun Kelly from Cleveland?

100%.

Is Machine Gun Kelly in Motley Crue?

100%.

I took drum lessons for four months for this movie.

Do you wanna see my drum instructor?

Come here, Rook.

[laughing]

Goodbye, Rook.

Who Machine Gun Kelly?

Y'all are funny, man.

Who is Machine Gun Kelly's daughter?

The queen of planet Earth.

Her name's Casie.

She just turned ten.

Happy birthday.

Who signed Machine Gun Kelly?

I signed myself to myself and then I signed

with Puff and Interscope.

Who is The Break Up by Machine Gun Kelly about?

I'm actually friends with that person

so I can't say that because we're friends

so I have to see that person all the time and it'd be weird.

Who is the drummer for Machine Gun Kelly?

Get back out here, Rook.

Get back out here.

[laughing]

Yeah.

Does Machine Gun Kelly have a wife?

You guys are really, really mean.

You're all very, very cruel.

Does Machine Gun Kelly write his own songs?

Yeah, for sure, all my [beeping].

And other people's songs too.

Does Machine Gun Kelly play any instruments?

I play drums and I play guitar and I play my voice.

First thing I ever played was,

we all take that step of playing

that stupid recorder in school.

Did anyone ever get good at those?

[laughing]

Like, no one ever mastered the recorder, right,

we all just gave up on that like two weeks in?

All right, bet.

Recorder and then violin.

I remember there's a picture of me playing for Yo-Yo Ma.

If anyone's not in the violin community,

Yo-Yo Ma's a big deal.

Yeah, then I smoked weed and got in trouble

and [beeping] all that up, so.

Does Machine Gun Kelly have an opening act?

Yeah, bad jokes, you wanna hear one?

Knock, knock.

[Man] Who's there?

Cargo.

[Man] Cargo who?

Cargo beep beep.

[laughing]

It's a really [beeping] opening act.

You should see the headliner.

Does Machine Gun Kelly have a criminal record?

Yep.

We all knew that one, so.

Also very cruel.

Well, this is Machine Gun Kelly

and I've admitted too many things,

so thank you, Wired.

Bye.