Steve Carell & Kristen Wiig Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hi I'm Steve Carell. And I'm Kristen Wiig.

And we're about to take the Wired--

Complete interview?

Is that what it is?

(upbeat music)

You have to give us that again.

The Wired, what? Or we can just leave it.

Okay, is Steve Carell?

Is Steve Carell young?

At heart. At heart.

But not anymore. (Kristen chuckles)

But yes I am.

Cuz you know what?

I think being young is a very subjective term,

and I feel fit.

Mhm, you look great. I feel healthy.

I do look great.

And I think that's really more, I'm so old.

I can't.

(whimpers)

That's okay.

Is Steve Carell and Ellen Degeneres,

first of all, that's not proper English.

Are we related?

Are you related to Ellen Degeneres?

No, but one of my best friends is her brother.

That's cool.

We were on The Daily Show together.

Right on. So I do have a connection.

Okay.

Is Steve Carell Canadian?

Nope, I am from Acton, Massachusetts.

[Kristen] Is Steve Carell actually good at skating?

I am, I actually played last night.

And I got bruise on my finger cuz I caught a puck

with my glove.

But I bet it looked cool.

It did.

[Kristen] Is Steve Carell a vegetarian?

Nope.

[Kristen] Is Steve Carell Italian?

I am.

My family name was Caroselli.

Which means wild horses, apparently.

All right, is it your turn?

Who does Kristen Wiig look like?

I don't know.

Good answer.

(chuckles)

I don't know who.

I feel like that's not a question I can answer.

You don't look like anyone because you are unique.

Oh, thanks.

You are one of a kind.

Thanks.

When they made you, they broke the mold.

You are a national treasure.

(chuckles)

Who is Kristen Wiig's sister?

I do not have a sister.

Who is Kristen Wiig Despicable Me?

Well I play Lucy.

Is that the question?

I am not at liberty--

I think people hear about Despicable Me

and hear that I'm in it and they Google,

Who is Kristen Wiig?

(chuckles)

Who is Kristen Wiig's best friend?

My boyfriend.

And you.

My best friend. (chuckles)

Who the is.

(chuckles)

I feel like-- Who the is Kristen Wiig?

Okay.

This is the best question I've ever been asked in my life.

Okay.

[Both] Who the is Kristen Wiig shirt?

If you-- John.

(chuckling)

That's who.

Wait, I'm gonna be a reporter on the red carpet.

Who the is Kristen Wiig shirt?

Shirt wearing I am, (chuckling)

theory.

Okay, here we go, ready?

What Steve Carell like in real life?

He's the nicest person that I've ever met.

He's amazing.

Yeah, he's super great.

What Steve Carell real name?

Steve Carell is my real name.

What does Steve Carell look like?

(chuckling)

What movie are Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling in?

Crazy Stupid Love.

And Big Short.

What is Steve Carell favorite color?

Blue.

How to pronounce Kristen Wiig?

How do you pronounce Kristen Wiig?

It's wig, but technically, Wiig is Norweigian,

and it would be veeg, but it's wig.

How was Kristen Wiig discovered?

SNL was my first big job, does that count?

Yeah. Yeah.

How Kristen Wiig get on SNL?

I auditioned.

(chuckles)

[Steve] How to get Kristen Wiig's hair.

It's funny you should ask that.

I am starting a wig line.

(chuckles)

This is turning into a bad joke.

Okay, it's where Steve Carell go to college?

Denison University.

Where Steve Carell general store?

Marshfield Hills, Massachusetts.

My wife and I own a general store.

Where is Steve Carell right now?

Someone Googled that.

That's so frank.

That's a little creepy.

Right now we're in a hotel in Florida.

Where does Steve Carell vacation?

I like to visit Massachusetts, where I'm from.

What Kirsten Wiig.

What does Kristen Wiig say in Spanish Bridesmaids?

Oh, I'm just, I think I say something about a library.

I don't know, I just kinda put words together.

[Steve] What does Kristen Wiig first SNL episode?

Oh, Jason Lee and The Foo Fighters

were on my first episode.

What does Kristen Wiig eat?

You know, lettuce, bread.

Oh.

You like that?

Sometimes I put bread on lettuce, and sometimes I put--

Lettuce on bread. Lettuce on bread.

What Kristen Wiig character are you?

That's a real deep question.

What character do you think people most identify with?

The Target lady?

I don't know either. Okay.

Well, that was the--

The Wired autocomplete interview.

I'm sure you're gonna watch it again right now.

The one question I have for all of you is

what Kristen Wiig eat?

Shirt.

It's something to ponder.