Zach Galifianakis & Zoe Saldana Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hi, I'm Zoe Saldana.

I'm Zach Galifianakis.

We're gonna do the Wired Autocomplete Interview.

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I never ask Google anything.

Do you ever ask--

I do, I do.

Why my children hate me? [laughs]

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What is Zach Galifianakis' real name?

Yeah, this is a stage name.

[laughing]

Zach Galifianakis, I made it up

so I could get far in the business.

My real name is Zach Galifianakis.

My middle name is Knight.

What is Zach Galifianakis Between Two Ferns?

It's an internet show.

Do your own research.

Oh, they are doing it [laughs].

What was Zach Galifianakis first movie?

It was a movie called Flushed.

And it took place all in a bathroom.

No, the irony.

What song is Zach Galifianakis?

I don't know.

[Woman] Chelle Rae's Tonight Tonight.

Oh, I know that.

That's awesome.

It's Hot Chelle Rae, by the way.

You're a boy band. [laughing]

What sunglasses does Zach Galifianakis wear?

They're Blublockers.

They're real cheap and they're really, really great glasses.

Blublockers.

I got 'em from a 1-800 number.

How Zoe Saldana transforms into Gamora.

It's an arduous process.

It starts at 3:30 in the morning where I hate the world

and then I work for a director

that likes to shoot for 16 hours straight, so there you go.

How did Zoe Saldana become famous?

I don't know.

How tall is Zoe Saldana in feet?

I am 5'7.

I look like I'm-- Must be nice.

[laughs] Sorry.

How did Zoe Saldana meet Marco Pergo?

It's funny you should ask.

I kept meeting him at all these parties

and I always kept running in the opposite direction

'cause he just looked like the biggest player in the room.

Turns out he was the nicest man I've ever met.

So I got pregnant and I told him you can't leave

and we're having twins and you're gonna have to marry me

and he did, he did.

How old Zoe Saldana?

I mean, we're missing so many articles here.

I'm gonna answer for when you did the search

and I'm gonna guess that was probably like 10 years ago,

so I'm 26.

Is Zach Galifianakis, please don't,

please don't be, a twin.

Because Paul Red and I look so much alike?

[laughing]

Is that what it is?

I have a twin brother

that sometimes is in things with me.

That's why that question is there.

Is Zach Galifianakis Greek?

I'm half Greek and half Scotch-Irish.

Is Zach Galifianakis a Kappa?

So, I've been asked this before.

It's a Black fraternity.

I don't know why people,

I mean, I'm not gonna answer it

'cause I just like the mystery of it.

[laughing]

Is Zach Galifianakis in Bob's Burgers?

I have played a couple of people.

I don't remember.

It'll come to me in a minute.

It has a weird name.

IS Zach Galifianakis in Into The Wild?

I played uh,

a guy [laughs].

Named Kevin, his name was Kevin

and it was a small little role

and I played a guy at a bar, basically,

that was friends with Chris McCandless,

the protagonist in the book and movie.

Is Zoe Saldana In Avengers Endgame?

I don't know.

I got a check for it.

Wait, wait, wait, is that a movie that's already come out?

It's gonna come out soon.

And you don't know if you're in it.

No.

I was asked to say I don't know.

Is Zoe Saldana Haitian?

I'm 3/4 Dominican and 1/4 Puerto Rican

and I do believe that Dominicans and Haitians

like to love each other sometimes.

Is Zoe Saldana British?

I don't know, but there's a woman,

her name is Thandie Newton and I believe that we've been

confused for each other.

Is Zoe Saldana married to Chris Pratt?

We were, didn't work out, we tried.

Is that true?

After Anna Faris,

with Monica, too, Monica was a part of the whole situation.

It just didn't work out.

It didn't work out.

I thought he was more of a Schwarzenegger type.

Is Zoe Saldana in Black Panther?

No, I wish, I wish,

because they made history.

Probably the only film that has changed history

that I was not in and I'm really upset about that.

Uh,

[laughing]

Who is Zach Galifianakis?

I'm a guy who

loves life,

loves his children, loves his wife.

[laughing]

Like a lot of people, okay.

Who is Zach Galifianakis dating?

Even if you ask me when I was in my teens,

20s, 30s, the number would be zero right here.

No one, zero dates.

I am married but I'm dating,

should we tell 'em Zoe?

We're dating.

Sorry, kids.

Did Zach Galifianakis sing Ave Maria?

Oh yes, in a movie I did.

But not really.

I mean not really, I just voiced it.

Did Zach Galifianakis go to college?

I did.

I went to North Carolina State

where I was a film minor

at an agriculture school.

Did Zach Galifianakis win an Emmy?

I don't know if I have.

I think the show won it and then gave it to me

which is unfair.

Do you still have the Emmy?

I haven't seen it in a while.

[giggling]

I think it got misplaced.

What does Zoe Saldana look like?

E.T.

I look like E.T.

What movies has Zoe Saldana been in?

A lot of student films, a lot of students.

There's one of my favorite students,

his name is James Cameron.

He did this small little movie fresh out of college

called Avatar.

What does Zoe Saldana tattoo say?

Which one?

This one doesn't say anything.

It's just a star.

What are Zoe Saldana's twins names?

Cy Aridio because we're super, you know,

we love art and we just were very ethnic

and Bowie Ezio.

What does Zoe Saldana eat?

I eat a lot.

I drink more actually, than I eat.

But you also eat alcohol.

I eat alcohol.

Well, that's it for the Wired Idol,

what is it?

Auto.

Idol Complete?

The Wired Autocomplete Segment.

What we did here was we just completed

the Autocomplete interview

for Wired magazine. That was Wired, yes.