Bruce Willis Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions

Hi, I'm Bruce Willis.

I'm about to do the WIRED Autocomplete Interview.

I'm confused by the internet,

which is why I don't go on the internet very often.

Does Bruce Willis sing?

Sadly, he does.

♪ In some secluded rendezvous ♪

Does Bruce Willis have an album?

Yes, The Return of Bruno.

Does Bruce Willis have a Twitter account?

(buzzer noise)

I don't understand Twitter, so...

Does Bruce Willis say yippee ki yay?

Yes, he does from time to time,

and he flies these across the room.

What is Bruce Willis tattoo?

It would have to be tattoos.

Some animals, my wife's name.

What is Bruce Willis known for?

Violence, laughter, and Looper.

What is Bruce Willis' address?

Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna tell you my address.

What is Bruce Willis' phone number?

Bruce Willi...

It's hard to say my last name.

Want that phone number?

It'll be on that card.

What's Bruce Willis real name?

Walter Bruce Willis.

Bruce Willis.

What was Bruce Willis' first movie?

The First Deadly Sin with Frank Sinatra.

I was a stand in for David Dukes.

What does Bruce Willis say at the end of Armageddon?

What did I say at the end?

We win, Gracie.

What does Bruce Willis drive?

About 240, you know, if it's not raining.

Drive, see, see, golf. Oh, great, great.

(laughing)

What does Bruce Willis look like?

This is it.

I think you got it.

Was Bruce Willis Batman?

(buzzer noise)

That mask was real sweaty.

It was just kinda...

Was Bruce Willis at Woodstock?

Tried to get to it, never got in the mud.

Was Bruce Willis a dancer?

No.

Was Bruce Willis in the military?

Tried to get in.

I was a little too old,

and (whistles).

Is (chuckles)

Is Bruce Willis German?

I was born in Germany and then I moved to New Jersey.

Is Bruce Willis from Philadelphia?

No, wanted to be from Philadephia.

Bruce Willis is (chuckles)

Is Bruce Willis the clown in Uncle Buck?

No.

Is Bruce Willis Thanos?

Similar look,

and if I ever meet Thanos, I'm gonna be very nice with him.

Is Bruce Willis alive?

Yes.

Did Bruce Willis go to college?

Yes, Montclair State College.

Did Bruce Willis appear in Friends?

I was on Friends because I lost a bet to Matthew Perry.

(laughing)

Did Bruce Willis win an Oscar?

No.

I did get two Golden Globes and an Emmy.

How did Bruce Willis meet Emma Heming?

Gunnar Petersen introduced me to Emma.

We are still married and happy

and happy about it.