David Dobrik Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions

What's up guys, I'm David, and today I'm doing

Wired's Autocomplete Interview.

And by the way, this isn't a wall.

I thought it was gonna be a wall.

It's just a piece of paper.

Do people know that?

Okay.

Alright, what is David Dobrik real name?

That's my real name, David Dobrik.

Except my middle name's Julian.

But I don't talk about that that much.

Cut that part out.

What is David Dobrik known for?

I don't know.

He makes YouTube videos, and he started on Vine.

And he's known for, I have really good

food reviews on Instagram.

That's what I'm known for.

What is David Dobrik's email?

It's daviddobrick@, oh, you know what?

It's dobrikd@aol.com.

And I haven't used it in a while, but send me some stuff.

What is David Dobrik's montage song?

Like if I had one about my life?

It'd probably be Feel It Still by Portugal. The Man.

I really like that song.

What is David Dobrik's zodiac sign?

I'm a Leo.

And I'm on the cusp of it.

I was almost a Cancer, but I'm a Leo.

Is David Dobrik an actor?

No, no, no, no, no, no, and he never will be.

I couldn't even recite the beginning line to this

saying I'm doing an interview.

That's how horrible I am at lines.

Is David Dobrik rich?

No.

He's losing all his money really quickly.

I'm rich in positive thoughts.

I'm super positive.

Is David Dobrik dead?

No!

I mean, maybe.

To a lot of people, he's definitely dead.

But I am very much alive.

For now.

Is David Dobrik from Slovakia?

Yeah, I am.

Is David Dobrik coming to Australia?

No, I'm not.

I'm actually, I'm not allowed to leave the country,

because I am under what you would call DACA,

so I can't leave the country, because then if I leave,

I can't reenter for another 10 years.

Fun fact.

Does David Dobrik have a house?

I do have a house.

It's considered a high risk property,

because it's like, it's falling off the hill.

Like, it's starting to crack.

So soon I won't have a house.

Does David Dobrik have siblings?

I have three.

Esther, Sarah, and Toby.

I don't see 'em quite often, so I think

me saying their names in this is enough

for me not to see 'em for another couple months.

I miss you guys.

Does David Dobrik speak Spanish?

I took Spanish in high school.

So no?

I know how to like get to the bathroom,

and I know how to like, get to the library.

The only places I know is biblioteca and el bano.

If you don't know where the library is, I'll ask.

Does David Dobrik have a Tesla?

Yes, I do.

And it's my favorite.

Does David Dobrik speak Slovak?

Yes, I do.

I don't think I'm gonna say anything though, 'cause I'm shy.

What did David Dobrik win at the Streamys?

I won

something for ensemble, and then I won another one.

I forgot.

First person?

First person.

That's why my assistant's here, Natalie.

Tells me what I won.

What is David Dobrik's birthday?

July 23rd, '96.

This one's a little small one.

What is David Dobrik's car?

People are more into my car than they are me,

which is okay, 'cause I think I am, too.

What is David Dobrik camera?

What is David Dobrik camera?

It's a Canon 80D.

I've had it for a long time.

I think I've gone through like,

six or seven of those cameras, they're the best.

What color are David Dobrik's eyes?

They're brown.

I don't know why I said it like that.

Who is David Dobrik's celebrity crush?

It's Ariana Grande.

But I liked her when she was on Victorious.

Now everyone likes her, it's just not fair.

Who is David Dobrik's best friend?

I have a bunch.

I have Ilya, I have Liza, I have Alex,

I have the other Alex.

I don't like to make one of them the best best friend

'cause then the others get mad at me.

'Cause it's so important being my best friend.

Who is David Dobrik related to?

My grandparents.

I'm not related to anybody cool.

My grandpa designed a fountain in Slovakia.

When is David Dobrik going on tour?

Hopefully never again.

Because the first time David Dobrik did it,

David Dobrik didn't like it.

Tour's rough, and it's a lot of work,

and you get sick all the time.

Everyone in here is like, he goes on tour?

I do a podcast tour, and it feels weird,

'cause all we do is sit on stage and talk.

When did David Dobrik meet Jonah?

Jonah's my friend.

We call him Jonah 'cause he looks like Jonah Hill.

His real name is Nick.

His family doesn't even call him Nick anymore,

they all call him Jonah.

He came to my apartment like a year and a half ago,

and we've been friends ever since.

When does David Dobrik upload his vlogs?

My posting schedule is Monday, Wednesday, and Friday,

but lately I've been uploading Tuesday, Thursday,

and Saturday, 'cause I get really late.

Oh my God.

Two more of these?

This is the home stretch, I gotta kill these.

Where did David Dobrik come from?

And can we send him back?

Originally Slovakia, and then Ohio, and then Chicago.

And if you're asking like,

what social media platform I came from, then Vine.

Where does David Dobrik get the white tables?

Ikea.

I buy a bunch of white tables.

To someone that has no idea about anything about me,

this question definitely doesn't make any sense.

But Ikea.

Where does David Dobrik work?

Honestly, anywhere where someone

will let me point a camera at them.

Where did David Dobrik go to college?

I went to ISU.

No, I applied to ISU, and then I decided not to go there,

and then I went to community college for half a semester,

and on my last day at community college,

I got caught cheating, and I never went back again.

And now I'm here.

Doing one of these.

I'm gonna take a long time with these last couple,

'cause I really wanna enjoy this moment.

Why does David Dobrik call Nick Jonas?

I didn't know people knew about this.

I call him often, I found his number,

and I've just been calling him ever since.

Why David Dobrik doesn't drink alcohol?

'Cause he's scared, he's scared of what he will do

when he is under the influence of alcohol.

And he can't handle his liquor.

After David Dobrik has one beer,

David Dobrik has to go nap-nap.

Why David Dobrik might get deported?

[laughs]

Because I'm not a citizen and I don't have a visa.

When I get deported, that'll be my vacation.

I'm probably gonna do Canada, maybe Toronto.

Maybe Fiji, I don't know.

Maybe I'll have a good time with this deportation.

Why doesn't David Dobrik have an accent?

I think I tried really hard when I was a kid

to get rid of any signs of me being from another country.

But now, now maybe an accent would be cool.

Is this the last one?

Aw.

Why was David Dobrik evicted?

A couple times we got to that situation.

It's just a bunch of shenanigans around the house.

My roommates have sex really loud,

and I don't stop 'em, so it's kind of my fault, too.

What trick can David Dobrik do?

Thanks for asking.

I'm gonna show you.

I learned this from Selena Gomez,

she did this in an interview once, but I'm gonna one-up it.

Or I won't be able to get it.

Here we go.

[bleep]

[bleep]

It'll be worth it once we get it, right?

Oh!

I got it!

Whew.

[laughs]