The average enterprise ransom payment soared to over $100,000, with demands averaging a cool $5.3 million. But here's the kicker: 80% of organizations have a "Do-Not-Pay" policy, and yet, 41% ended up paying the ransom last year. And for those thinking insurance might save the day, think again. A whopping 77% of organizations found out the hard way that ransomware is the party crasher not covered by their security insurance. It's like showing up to a hurricane with an umbrella. With Ransomware as a Service (RaaS) making it easier for any wannabe cybercriminal to join the fun, we can only expect more chaos, more victims, and more snarky retellings like this one. So, here's to 2023, a year that will be remembered not for technological breakthroughs or cyber defense victories, but for the sheer audacity and success of ransomware groups. May 2024 be a bit less... successful for them.