Inspired by Long word using only 4 letters -
Using only four distinct letters and four punctuation marks (e.g. commas, semicolons, and apostrophes, not including the ending period), can you form a grammatically sound sentence with at least 13 valid English words, all of which are unique?
- Note: You may use proper nouns to extend your sentence, but they will not count as valid English words (i.e. words that can be found in Merriam-Webster or Oxford dictionaries).