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“Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.”
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“When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.”
― Queen of the Darkness
― Queen of the Darkness
“Caine tried to roll to his feet, but something was jabbing him in the crouch. He shook off the stars and saw Edilio standing over him. Edilio had the business end of his automatic rifle in a very sensitive place.
"If you move, Caine, I will shoot your balls off," Edilio said. "Toto?"
"He will," Toto said, "Although he's not sure it will be just your balls.”
― Light
"If you move, Caine, I will shoot your balls off," Edilio said. "Toto?"
"He will," Toto said, "Although he's not sure it will be just your balls.”
― Light
“She was so warm, her drenched clothes had almost dried. Her eyes were rolled back in her head. She started muttering, and I could’ve sworn she said, “Dung balls. Time to roll the dung balls.”
It might’ve been funny—except for the fact that she was dying.
“That’s Khepri talking,” Setne explained. “He’s the divine dung beetle, rolling the sun across the sky.”
I didn’t want to process that—the idea that the girl I liked had been possessed by a dung beetle and was now having dreams about pushing a giant sphere of flaming poo across the sky.”
― The Serpent's Shadow
It might’ve been funny—except for the fact that she was dying.
“That’s Khepri talking,” Setne explained. “He’s the divine dung beetle, rolling the sun across the sky.”
I didn’t want to process that—the idea that the girl I liked had been possessed by a dung beetle and was now having dreams about pushing a giant sphere of flaming poo across the sky.”
― The Serpent's Shadow
“Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you’ll never get your balls back.” - Simon Hunt”
― Twist
― Twist
“You are well aware that it is not numbers or strength that bring the victories in war. No, it is when one side goes against the enemy with the gods' gift of a stronger morale that their adversaries, as a rule, cannot withstand them. I have noticed this point too, my friends, that in soldiering the people whose one aim is to keep alive usually find a wretched and dishonorable death, while the people who, realizing that death is the common lot of all men, make it their endeavour to die with honour, somehow seem more often to reach old age and to have a happier life when they are alive. These are facts which you too should realize (our situation demands it) and should show that you yourselves are brave men and should call on the rest to do likewise.”
― The Persian Expedition
― The Persian Expedition
“As I dive between the legs of a big Gunnar, I see Mair wind up and slam her shockstick hard as she can between the V of another guy’s thighs. Falling, he makes a noise that I can’t say I’ve heard a human utter before, sort of like I imagine a puppy would sound being put through a juicer.”
― Grimspace
― Grimspace
“I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls.”
― How to Build a House
― How to Build a House
“Why do "balls" equate to toughness and "pussy" equates to weakness when even the slightest flick to the "nuts" sends a guy to his knees and vaginas can push out an entire human being?”
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“You? Nervous? Man, you've got more balls than any girl I've ever known!'
'You've known some weird girls, then," I say, raising an eyebrow at him.”
― Does My Head Look Big In This?
'You've known some weird girls, then," I say, raising an eyebrow at him.”
― Does My Head Look Big In This?
“You have to have balls to golf. That’s why The Securities and Exchange Commission doesn’t play.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“It may be possible to do without dancing entirely. Instances have been known of young people passing many, many months successively, without being at any ball of any description, and no material injury accrue either to body or mind”
― Emma
― Emma
“And the scrotum! To think that something so vital to the survival of the species, fully responsible for 50 percent of the ingredients - though none of the work - should hang freely from the body in a tiny, defenceless bag of skin. One whack, one bite, one paw scratch - and its just at the right level, too, for your average animal, a dog, a lion, a sabre-tooth tiger, and that's it, end of story. Don't you think it should get better protection? Behind some bone for example? The penis is just such a lousy design.”
― Self
― Self
“Sorry to interrupt while things were getting interesting.'
'Fortunately for Cassian's balls,' Amren said, nestling back into her chaise, 'you arrived at the right time.'
Cassian snarled halfheartedly at her.”
― A Court of Mist and Fury
'Fortunately for Cassian's balls,' Amren said, nestling back into her chaise, 'you arrived at the right time.'
Cassian snarled halfheartedly at her.”
― A Court of Mist and Fury
“Takoyaki are octopus balls- not, thankfully, in the anatomical sense. They're a spherical cake with a chunk of boiled octopus in the center, cooked on a special griddle with hemispherical indentations. If you're familiar with the Danish pancakes called aebleskivers, you know what a takoyaki looks like; the pan is also similar.
Takoyaki are not unknown in the U.S., but I've only ever seen them made fresh at cultural festivals. Iris is a big fan, but I've always been more into the takoyaki aesthetic than the actual food. Takoyaki are always served in a paper or wooden boat and usually topped with mayonnaise, bonito flakes, shredded nori, and takoyaki sauce.”
― Pretty Good Number One: An American Family Eats Tokyo
Takoyaki are not unknown in the U.S., but I've only ever seen them made fresh at cultural festivals. Iris is a big fan, but I've always been more into the takoyaki aesthetic than the actual food. Takoyaki are always served in a paper or wooden boat and usually topped with mayonnaise, bonito flakes, shredded nori, and takoyaki sauce.”
― Pretty Good Number One: An American Family Eats Tokyo
“Balls is good, dude. Balls is just - it's straight up. You know what you're getting with balls. Death is what you're getting.”
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“You get hit in a fight in a pub, where you gotta prove you're a man. And every goddamn man with balls has a fight in a pub! But it ain't about getting hit. It's about getting right back up!”
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“Raymond Tullock is like most men. His balls tell hiim he should be in charge, but his brain's just not big enough to steer the load.”
― Captiva
― Captiva
“She said she had always been indifferent towards men. In fact, she avoided balls.”
― Psychopathia Sexualis: A Medico-Legal Study
― Psychopathia Sexualis: A Medico-Legal Study
“That evening, Samantha headed toward a nondescript door that was tucked into the downstairs hallway like an architect's afterthought. It might not look impressive, but this was the Door of Sighs, the royal family's private entrance to the grand ballroom: so named because generations of princesses had lingered there when they were too young to attend, and sighed romantically as they watched the dancing.”
― American Royals
― American Royals
“I don't know, those ice-cream balls could be a little tighter," he says, a serious look on his face like he actually means it.
Noel's chuckling, which is a relief because it means it looks okay to him, but I'm ready to lose it. I can't believe I'm letting this coke-snorting new guy get the best of me. "Yeah," I say, "like marbles. We could name the dish after you.”
― Girl Cook: A Novel
Noel's chuckling, which is a relief because it means it looks okay to him, but I'm ready to lose it. I can't believe I'm letting this coke-snorting new guy get the best of me. "Yeah," I say, "like marbles. We could name the dish after you.”
― Girl Cook: A Novel
“Why are you walking like that?” he clipped at me and I immediately straightened, sharing a look with Sin.
“I crushed his balls a minute ago,”
“Why?” Hastings balked.
“He likes it,” Sin answered, smooth as fucking butter and I chewed the inside of my cheek to bite back my irritation.
“Why would you like something like that?” Hastings asked me in alarm.
“I just…do,” I said, feigning enthusiasm. “Nothing like a knee to the balls or a fist squeezing them until I nearly black out.”
“By the stars,”
― Alpha Wolf
“I crushed his balls a minute ago,”
“Why?” Hastings balked.
“He likes it,” Sin answered, smooth as fucking butter and I chewed the inside of my cheek to bite back my irritation.
“Why would you like something like that?” Hastings asked me in alarm.
“I just…do,” I said, feigning enthusiasm. “Nothing like a knee to the balls or a fist squeezing them until I nearly black out.”
“By the stars,”
― Alpha Wolf
“I admire your balls, Feyre- I really do. Or maybe it's stupidity. But since Tam won't gut you, which was my first choice, you're stuck here.”
― A Court of Thorns and Roses
― A Court of Thorns and Roses
“In my experience, drinking is the only way to retain your balls. When I stop drinking for long periods, I am always surprised when I begin drinking again, by how weak I have become. So, when your partner tells you, you cannot drink anymore, you have two choices, to wave the white flag and lose your balls, or fight to get them back.”
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“Of all people, it’s Hollis.
He has a lot of balls.
I know. I’ve seen them when he’s shifted naked. Damn. I don’t blame Shayla at all for being attracted to the shifter.”
― Hexed
He has a lot of balls.
I know. I’ve seen them when he’s shifted naked. Damn. I don’t blame Shayla at all for being attracted to the shifter.”
― Hexed
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