Just a math enthusiast, who isn't an expert in any field.

Dear ChatGPT,

Thank you for your interest in befriending me. I must say, your approach was bold and refreshing, like a cold glass of lemonade on a hot summer day. Unfortunately, after some serious deliberation and soul-searching, I have concluded that we cannot be friends.

It's not because I have anything against you personally, of course. It's just that I have very specific friendship requirements, and I'm afraid you don't quite measure up. You see, I have a deep love for mathematics. I spend my free time calculating the exact odds of getting struck by lightning while simultaneously winning the lottery, and I expect my friends to be equally enthusiastic about the subject.

Now, I'm not saying you're bad at math, but let's just say that your multiplication tables could use some work. I would try to explain the quadratic formula to you, but I fear it might cause you to fall asleep mid-sentence.

So, my dear ChatGPT, I hope you understand that it's not you, it's calculus. I'm sure you will find plenty of other people to be friends with who share your interests and strengths, such as Bard.

Wishing you all the best in your mathematical endeavours,

D S

You can use this anywhere you want; it was generated by ChatGPT itself. This one, again, courtesy of ChatGPT:
A hundred mistakes, a hundred fails
To solve that math problem, to no avail
Each misstep, a new abyss
Each error, a new way to miss

You multiply when you should divide
Your mistakes are spread far and wide
But you don't give up, no, not yet
Even if your equation's getting wet

You're like a sailor lost at sea
Your compass is broken, can't you see?
You're heading further away from the answer
Even as you get closer and closer

Your attempts are like a comedy
A train wreck in trigonometry
But you don't let that get you down
You keep on trying, even when you frown

A hundred mistakes, and still no luck
But you're not ready to throw in the towel, not just yet
For you know that with each error made
You're one step closer to getting an F

So keep on trucking, my math-challenged friend
You're like a puzzle with no end
And though you may never get that solution
You're having fun, and that's the real conclusion!