Jessye McGarry
Jessye McGarry is an acquaintance, middle child and former Humor Intern at Mashable.
By Jessye McGarry
New songs Toby Keith and 3 Doors Down wrote specifically for the inauguration
"Whiskey For The Pain (Because You Lost Your Health Insurance)"
The first-ever IHOP-Applebee's is coming to make food dreams come true
Now we'll never have to choose between the two.
Union Square 'Subway Therapy' wall will be preserved
The wall makes New Yorkers feel less alone.
It's almost the weekend, so here are some NSFW pics of dick latte art
More like lat-taint.
Ryan Lochte reveals he's having a baby in the most Ryan Lochte way
Aka it was weird and confusing.
Why The Chainsmokers are wrong to refuse my Venmo request
Hey, I was doing just fine before I Venmo'd you.
Starbucks, late to the game, releases Pokémon Go Frappuccino
Pokémon Go to Starbucks.
Woman accidentally dresses like 'Spongebob' character. Oops.
Who you calling Pinhead?
Ted Cruz revealed his disturbing, yet poetic, feelings about queso
Please don't ruin guacamole next.
Kid Rock is selling Trump shirts and they're as bad as you'd expect
They're not necessarily worse than his other available apparel, though.
A startup is turning beer leftovers into gourmet granola bars
It's not a party unless you're eating a granola bar.
Barack Obama would at least do better in digital media than Rory Gilmore
Even though he has no plans to get into the media business.
30 gifts for the person in your life who is still mad at Nate Silver
These gifts will help them deal with their anger.
Felicity Jones finally reveals which 'Star Wars' character would dance to Beyoncé
Shockingly, it's not Yoda.
Yoda warns about the dangers of seagulls in a new 'Star Wars' Bad Lip Reading
Seagulls, stop it now.
Can't go home for Thanksgiving? Here are 11 stock photos you can argue with
11 amazing fights you can have in the comfort of your own bed.
Make sure your friends can cut pie before inviting them to Thanksgiving
Pre-cut the pie next time.
Fan mashes up 'E.T.' and 'Star Wars' to create ETPO
If C3PO ever had to phone home.
Watch 'Westworld' come alive with this violin cover of the theme song
No, she's not a robot.
