mall-walking

When people get to a certain age they walk around the mall instead of walking outside.

HopeDealers are people that go around Slingin’ HOPE in the name of JESUS. Specifically, in recovery groups. They testify, they meet, they greet, they support others in their outreach to communities. Every mode of transportation and every social media is used to get the word out to the broken-hearted in this world. JESUS is the way to full restoration. The Hope Dealers know they are not their past and God has done such a miracle through Jesus in them, they just can’t shut up about it.

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.

when you’re tired, and the English language fails to capture how tired you are, so you switch to French for drama and emphasis

A long shower where you take care of all personal hygiene, such as shaving body parts, washing hair, and washing face.