In a 2009 poll "PCI Compliance" was found to be the most boring two-word combination in the English language. Building applications that stand up to the Machiavellian standards that are PCI compliance is just the beginning. The rest will put you to sleep; and could put you out of business!
The aim of this talk is to "hipsterify" PCI standards and create application toolkits that make passing PCI a breeze.
This talk will be exciting, fast paced, and humorous. It won't, however, make PCI fun.