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In 2022 I launched a fictional sales methodology. My pseudonym, Larry, mentioned it in one of my videos earlier this week. I’ve got a lot of new followers since it first launched, so I thought I’d outline the framework here. FLUMPS is the future of sales. Forceful loud unapologetic maximum pressure selling. Struggling to close deals? You need FLUMPS! Not able to negotiate on price? Show them you’ve got FLUMPS! FORCEFUL ↳ Be VERY aggresive throughout the deal cycle. If they won’t buy, just force them to. LOUD ↳ Always be shouting at your buyer. They’ll soon get the message. If they aren’t buying from you it’s because you’re not being loud enough. UNAPOLOGETIC ↳ Never apologise for steamrolling your way through a deal. You’ve got a target to hit. Your needs are much more important than your buyers. MAXIMUM PRESSURE SELLING ↳ High-pressure sales tactics work. They make your buyer feel uneasy, which is a good thing. Turn the pressure up and watch the deals roll in. Selling without a #revenueorchestrationplatform is hard. So if you aren’t using Salesloft to guide your team towards the right actions to yield the best outcomes: delight customers, maximize revenue, and increase lifetime value. Use FLUMPS. You’re welcome. #flumps #sales
Maximum pressure selling is what every salesperson needs. I like it
Instead of my Sunday morning run, I’m gonna show up at my prospects’ homes starting at 5am with paper copies of those contracts and a 🖊️. Regardless if I’ve gotten a verbal commit or not. They’re signing one way or another. EOM EOQ EOH let’s gooooo!!!
Pretty sure I need a flumps tee shirt. Maybe... "I practice flumps" Or... "I ❤️ flumps" Or... "Got flumps?" Let me know if you need my size, Tom. 😂
"Always be shouting at your buyer. They’ll soon get the message. If they aren’t buying from you it’s because you’re not being loud enough." This one really got me 😂
I feel like there needs to be a cartoon representation of a Flumps...
Maximum pressure is soooo 2022. In 2024 we’re going above 100% 💪
Very funny Tom Boston. Good work. Although a little part of me dies knowing that some salespeople won’t understand the irony, will look at this and seriously think ‘hmmm…time to pump my FLUMPS even harder’
Works best with the appropriate power pose. Still working on how to loom over video
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2wJust the push I needed