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Wooooo selling software yeah https://posthog.com/sales (I'm ok)
I don't know if this was intentional, but there's a small typo in step 5 on the line item "Pillow to scre[a]m into" 😂
Don't forget the awesome professional services engagement to onboard you.
That's how Sales should be done!
This is what startup recruiters actually see when you apply for a job. Warning: it's not pretty. When (good) startups hire, they get a lot of applicants. In the last 12 months, we received over 9,000 applications, or an average of 460 applicants per role. All of these are fed into an applicant tracking system like Ashby, Greenhouse, or Lever. These are designed for speed, not to make you look good. Here's how to maximize your chances of getting an interview – it's not rocket science: 1. Write a short and obviously personalized cover letter 2. Keep your CV simple and up-to-date 3. If you can, get a proper, warm referral
If you’re not into dogfooding, you’re doing life wrong. At PostHog, we dogfood all the time. 🐶 It helps us get fast feedback 🐕 It means we ship a higher-quality product 🐾 And it ensures we maintain customer empathy Dogfooding works especially well for us because we’re our own ideal customer. We build tools for companies that look like ours. It’s an essential part of our development process. This is how we dogfood, with a bunch of examples.
Traditional sales: 🕵️♂️ Extract more info than a stalker 😴 Give a really generic demo 👩💼 Don’t give a price! Say you’re going to “circle back” 🤑 Hit ‘em with sticker shock 📚 Write a contract longer than War and Peace 🤦♂️ Success?! PostHog sales: 😀 Publish all your pricing and sales process in a public handbook 😃 Give a personalized demo with a tech person 🥹 Start using PostHog, for free, within a week 😭 Choose your own discount 😱 Actual success!
What’s new in PostHog? 1️⃣ You can now see data ingestion in real-time. If you’ve got a really popular product it might update so quickly it’s unreadable. But that’s a nice problem to have. Try it out! https://lnkd.in/eiB7TvuR 2️⃣ Want to capture user sessions on Android and iOS for free? Join our mobile recording beta right now. Try it out! https://lnkd.in/eUGQyvuV 3️⃣ We’ve teamed up with Helicone again to help LLM teams get their data into PostHog. Find out your LLM costs, how features impact retention, and more. Try it out! https://lnkd.in/edyyMCyM 4️⃣We’ve now got a fully managed reverse proxy that stops you losing data to ad blockers. What are you waiting for? Try! It! Out! https://lnkd.in/eHXgrj_C 👉 Want more new stuff? It’s all on the changelog https://lnkd.in/erhvMypA
At PostHog, we've written job ads that have received 9,000 applicants in the last 12 months. And, recently, the quality of applicants has gone way, way up. Why? 1) We’re putting a lot more effort into making our job ads interesting and unique 2) We only advertise on our own website. Sorry, LinkedIn A lot of people we interview also say they love our job ads. Which is weird. But nice! Here are some tips for how you can write great job ads. First the obvious ones: 📝 Keep your list of requirements as short as possible ‼️ Explain what the hiring process is 💰 For the love of god, say what the salary is Now some less obvious ones: 👩💻 Get someone who can actually write to write the job ad 🤠 Be genuine, or even weird 🚫 Say who the role is not for
Cory Watilo and Lottie Coxon made this, I only supplied some words