Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages. Quotes

“Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
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― Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.”
― Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.”
― Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 
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― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits.
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― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“I loved her like elephants like remembering stuff. Those bastards just won’t let me forget and move on.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“I run like I have cirrus clouds for legs and rainbow knees. What is life, if not a marathon of love?
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― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“This book is full of empty love quotes. If you are looking for the meaning of life and love, then this book is for you. You won’t find the answers here, of course, but you’ll be more encouraged than ever to keep on looking. Or maybe you’ll be discouraged. Either way, I’ll have your money, and you’ll have no answers. Sounds like a fair deal to me. 
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― Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.