my activity here is the intersection of productive procrastination and community service

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. - Bertrand Russell

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

If your ... code is ugly, the chances are that you either don't understand your problem or you don't understand your programming language... ― Richard A. O'Keefe

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle