DIY Mechanic Mechanical Engineer

Whips:

• 1999 BMW M5 (E39)
• 2004 Chevrolet Lumina SS (aka Pontiac GTO, Holden/Vauxhall Monaro)
• 2006 VW Touareg W12
• 2009 Land Rover LR3 V8 HSE
• 2014 Lexus IS350 F-Sport

From my 2016 moderator election campaign:

He's quick to those calls of distress;
Turn failed fixes into success:
"Welcome to the site"
And "Check Engine Light?"
You'd think they're his email address!

He conferred on The Pitstop its name;
Fuel trims are his number one game;
With Close Vote Café
He helped keep at bay
Wild site stats - and now they're so tame!

They call him Unflappable Zaid,
Petrol-head of the finest grade.
With youth on his side,
He'll take in his stride,
Mod duties. (Without getting paid!)