Looking for a movie with intelligent zombies that can talk, one zombie even kills another.
- Media: Movie
- What year I saw this: 2004-2009
- Tone: Horror/Comedy
- Setting: America
- Language: English
- In color
- Characters:
- White woman, single(?) mother of at least one child
- 2 zombies in a morgue
- unlucky mortician
- Very young girl (~10 yo)
- Zombie with shotgun
- Less intelligent zombie
- Actors: Don't remember
- Plot:
- Opening scene: A woman turns on a sink, which shoots out water that's an alarming shade of black. Instead of being concerned, the woman just taps the side of the faucet until normal water comes out.
- Dark humor: 2 zombies in a morgue decide to have fun with a mortician before killing her. She zips up the bodies, and one zombie unzips his own sheet. She zips him back up, only to find that the other zombie's sheet is now open. Dismissing it as a prank, she repeats this 3 or 4 times and turns around to confront the joker, only to bump straight into one of the zombies, who towers over her.
- Ending: The mother finds out that the zombies have kidnapped her daughter for some reason. She follows the girl's screams and comes across a group of 4-5 zombies. One of the zombies tries to deliver exposition, but keeps getting interrupted every other sentence by another zombie, whose only line is "shut up, b****." Thoroughly irritated, another zombie whirls around and executes him(it?) with a shotgun. The woman then defeats the remaining zombies, rescues her daughter, and life returns to normal.
- What I've ruled out: Day of the Dead, Hide and Creep, Sci-Fi Original Movie.
