A lawyer said to a peasant girl: "If you want to be my Girlfriend send me a note with your name and your favorite color so I can send you your favorite colored dress."
The peasant girl replied with a note:
"Life is full of great things, and you happened to be one of them, not to mention please pardon my narrow vocab. If my suitor is in love with me, and is truly entitled to win my heart, my name you will find in this verse, this is what you must first fulfil. Nothing will break us apart if in here you can find my favorite color as well, and no, I'm not an expert or a love guru. After all, it will all depend on you not losing me".