What follows is the transcript from my interview with a person called Gray, a notably terse video game streamer who has gotten big in recent years despite only playing one series of games.
Q: So, how are things going for you, what with the pandemic and everything?
A: Regular.
Q: Good to hear. Are you ready for my questions?
A: Shoot.
Q: Do you have any advice for up-and-coming streamers?
A: Hydrate.
Q: And anything you think they should avoid?
A: Marijuana.
Q: All right. Thinking back to when you started making money with your streaming--how did that make you feel?
A: Excited.
Q: Did you buy anything with those first proceeds?
A: Diamonds.
Q: Moving on, I'd like to talk about your former partnership with fellow streamer Steamy. Reportedly, you two did not get along. How was your relationship?
A: Trying.
Q: To what do you attribute Steamy's antipathy towards you?
A: Bias.
Q: And how do you find her behavior?
A: Base.
Q: Do you have any good memories of that time?
A: Fleeing.
Q: Ha, I suppose. How intense are your feelings about the whole situation now?
A: Medium.
Q: That's fair. Are you dealing with any problems now?
A: Illness.
Q: Aren't we all. What do you do in your free time?
A: Groove.
Q: I know you've had an interest in creating art lately, too. What would you say you do?
A: Trace.
Q: I think you're just being humble. Just a couple more questions here, from your fans--
A: Interminable.
Q: I know you're kidding, but I'm not sure that one works. Ah, well. What's your favorite kind of media?
A: Macabre.
Q: And how do you feel about the upcoming years, hopefully of more success?
A: Ready.
So here's the thing: I forgot a question at the end! I was supposed to ask him what his favorite soda is!
What's Gray's favorite soda?
