BY DAY: Alt-Rock Ninja Cowgoat at Veridian Dynamics.

BY NIGHT: ah' scribble code and code rights fo' penalcoders.example. What it is, Mama. Right On! o'g, an awesome non-profit dat gotss'ta totally snatch yo' bre'd at dat link. My kids are cuta' dan yo's.

FOR FUN: C+ Jokes, Segway Rolla' Derby, NYT Sat. Crosswo'ds (in Sharpie. Right On!), Ostrich Groomin'.

"If ya' see scary wahtahmelluns, look fo' de helpuh's-ya''ll always see sucka's helpin'."-Fred Rogers