JunOS version is 20.2R3.9.
For instance:
root@CLEANROOM-IDF-D8> show arp interface ge-0/0/4.0
{master:0} root@CLEANROOM-IDF-D8>
...what gives? There is a device on that port and it's working, shouldn't I see a MAC address here?
If you're running the switch just for L2 there's no need for it to ARP and nothing in the ARP table.
I think what you're after is the MAC table - try show ethernet-switching table
(thx @Jordan).