Not that John Locke, the other John Locke.

Inventing never-before-seen chimeras in the field of computing. Experiments include:

• Electric can opener but it's part of a botnet
• A Dell PC running Windows with Mac-enabled cybernetic enhancements
• DOOM running on DOOM running on DOOM running on DOOM running on...
• Wearable technologies but for dogs
• FOSS (evil edition)
• ISP-by-mail
• Inkjetfuel printer
• Off-grid Find My Device (each device can only locate itself)
• Real Virtuality

Oh, and I also sometimes ask questions and give answers here on Stack Exchange.

About Me:

• Java, Python, and HTML enjoyer
• Professional JavaScript hater
• I frequent Worldbuilding.SE, where I love coming up with creative answers to sci-fi and fantasy worldbuilding questions
• I love learning about and discussing topics in Science and Computer Science, although I'm not an expert in any one field
• You can find me on Github, but it won't help

Feel free to ping me in chat or drop an @mention in the comments.