The Daily Show

"People always say the same thing."

"Trump is so desperate to defend the police."

"What are you cheering?"

"Sweet lord in heaven, that was a disaster."

"The workers are quite literally putting their lives on the line."

Pretty eye-opening.

"The black community is being slammed."

"We'll have a lot of unusual measures until we get the world vaccinated."

Sorting fact from fiction.

"There's no good time for a president to be a d*ck."

"If I could cover my face with my hands, I would."

Just like the real thing but comfier.

But leave the orange segments alone.

"You have to admit it's pretty strange..."

"Biden's got more women protecting him than T'Challa."

There's a lot to catch up on.

"This is not good."

Some awesome Black History Month viewing.

"It was wild tonight."

The 'Daily Show' host is no fan of the traditional version.

'The Daily Show' host wants less hate.

"When Biden talks his brain just clicks 'I'm Feeling Lucky' and the first result comes out of his mouth."

Impression game is on point.

"You wanna peak at the right time."

"Their dude is literally the king of that sh*t."