Late Night With Seth Meyers

It's the way he tells it.

We've all had this conversation after a few too many.

"[They're] saying and doing whatever they think they can get away with to gain and hold on to power."

"We can't become numb."

"This much power and wealth in the hands of so few people is definitely bad for democracy."

"My sister Lacey called me and we screamed...we screamed it with all of America."

"That's like giving candy to a baby."

He knows.

Sheer chaos.

So silly. So niche.

"I've been waiting for this text my entire life."

"It's already here, Seth!"

It's the only valid response to this madness.

"They want to use their platforms and the power of the state to cancel anyone they disagree with."

"You know what you are. We know what you are. Who are we pretending for?"

"You guys already did the stirring, you don't get to pretend everything's just fine now."

"How can we find unity with people who literally want a Confederacy?"

"If the hardest you work is the three weeks after you were fired, that might be why you were fired."

You wouldn't want to disappoint Tracy Chapman now, would you?

"He sounds like a character from the COVID expansion pack for The Sims."

"It's genuinely one of the most embarrassing, cringe-inducing things I've ever seen on video."

"He doesn't want to win the election, he wants to destroy the election just like he destroyed the debate."

"There are plenty of smart people who pay their taxes in full every year."

"Your wife calls you 'sir'?"

Meyers called the blue states comment "one of the most grotesque things the President has ever said."