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Lindsay Davis
By Lindsay Davis
Please enjoy this young poultry connoisseur's chicken shop reviews
The comprehensive review of fast food chicken you didn't know you needed.
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Man wishing you a "perfectly adequate" Christmas is so, so British
"It's hurting my fucking eyes, make it STOP!"
![Man wishing you a "perfectly adequate" Christmas is so, so British](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/06XZxLF3sjvHUweOcAHbR73/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1614266622.jpg)
![Man wishing you a "perfectly adequate" Christmas is so, so British](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/06XZxLF3sjvHUweOcAHbR73/hero-image.fill.size_220x220.v1614266622.jpg)
Super famous cat tweets feline Christmas song and it's glorious
"Ate the birds, sold the rings, bought more birds."
![Super famous cat tweets feline Christmas song and it's glorious](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/03OpOCIGLcMXR57MaIKD2qz/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1611614626.jpg)
![Super famous cat tweets feline Christmas song and it's glorious](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/03OpOCIGLcMXR57MaIKD2qz/hero-image.fill.size_220x220.v1611614626.jpg)
Professor perfectly illustrates the difference in American and British academics
"Let me emphasise that when I say Jones’s work is quite good, I really mean that it is rather good."
![Professor perfectly illustrates the difference in American and British academics](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/02cGEimzWf5fDIAI1TN6caT/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1611614626.jpg)
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Football club seriously regrets posting a job opening on Twitter
Your video game chops are no good here, folks.
![Football club seriously regrets posting a job opening on Twitter](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/01YfmbQFJC4LhtFGdHkssXM/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1611614591.jpg)
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Please enjoy these photos of the 'royal family' wearing ugly Christmas sweaters
Will and Kate are wearing a two-person sweater. I repeat, a two-person sweater.
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Mansplainers, you can go home now — J.K. Rowling has spoken
Bloody professors, how dare they KNOW THINGS.
![Mansplainers, you can go home now — J.K. Rowling has spoken](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/01gPyPekvQHtsdvEBAp81NB/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1611614560.jpg)
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This Polish Christmas ad has gone viral because, well, just watch it
All the other Christmas ads can go home now.
![This Polish Christmas ad has gone viral because, well, just watch it](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/videos/048MHgvkOdF9ZbTTUWmQOB1/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1614266599.png)
![This Polish Christmas ad has gone viral because, well, just watch it](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/videos/048MHgvkOdF9ZbTTUWmQOB1/hero-image.fill.size_220x220.v1614266599.png)
Watch Elton John shut down this journalist that said he's retiring
"She has interviewed me before and it is like talking to a dead newt."
![Watch Elton John shut down this journalist that said he's retiring](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/videos/0552SB1sUv9hfvrkWSSJJ3O/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1614266598.jpg)
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Uber can now track you after a ride and some people are creeped out
An infringement of privacy or increased safety while using the app?
![Uber can now track you after a ride and some people are creeped out](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/03PwVSvevWSXMOXBQeec6bC/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1611614527.jpg)
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War veteran 'bored to death' by retirement starts first day at new job
Joe landed a job!
![War veteran 'bored to death' by retirement starts first day at new job](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/033KABAjWB1z8kHfisMIaf4/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1614266590.jpg)
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A pack of lions attacked a buffalo, and the internet is taking sides
But we are all Team Attenborough.
![A pack of lions attacked a buffalo, and the internet is taking sides](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/023VKXOubbzs51l1krQVVCQ/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1611614518.jpg)
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Chris Pratt reveals hilarious story about his broke days as a waiter
Desperate times, y'all.
![Chris Pratt reveals hilarious story about his broke days as a waiter](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/videos/02VQ2E3IjZ76bEMeQwKhj4n/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1614266590.png)
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This clever pilot used flight radar to spell out a friendly message
A simple yet elegant message from the skies.
![This clever pilot used flight radar to spell out a friendly message](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/024R6Oymvd0jP4XKRu8mpWB/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1614266578.png)
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This foul-mouthed holiday coloring book is everything you need
A Christmas colouring book that's colourful in more ways that one.
![This foul-mouthed holiday coloring book is everything you need](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/04CnfmuekLSSdLKXX7CkD4w/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1611614455.jpg)
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Watch James Corden launch fruit at Jessica Alba, Kate Mara and Ken Jeong
Warning: If you're the jumpy sort, this video might not be your cup of tea.
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10 reasons why Donald Trump is actually King John from Robin Hood
Number four: Orange.
![10 reasons why Donald Trump is actually King John from Robin Hood](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/06A0LzuOvUYwUU0L6vXN3SQ/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1611614448.jpg)
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Lady Gaga led the Victoria's Secret Angels in a backstage sing-along
There are a "Million Reasons" you need to see this.
![Lady Gaga led the Victoria's Secret Angels in a backstage sing-along](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/03m0bxP43ed2WjFwRViLKmF/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1611614447.jpg)
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89-year-old war veteran's ad looking for work will melt your heart
"Save me from dying of boredom!"
![89-year-old war veteran's ad looking for work will melt your heart](https://cdn.statically.io/img/helios-i.mashable.com/imagery/articles/01gPjr7NSKuqoTPpO3cU3DZ/hero-image.fill.size_220x133.v1614266564.jpg)
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