Don't downvote me or I might sic the wolf on you... I have now left behind the crazy world of PHP programming and ascended to a higher plane (manual work). I am now back in the crazy world of PHP programming again. I have a reasonably good level of experience with Un*x/Linux systems and am currently learning Japanese, Python, FORTRAN and MTS (not necessarily in that order). If you would like to contact me for any reason (freelance job offers, fan mail, general abuse, etc.) my email address is dodginess at yahoo dot com.

Any code contributions I make to Stack Overflow may be used without restriction and without attribution.