There are many kinds of questionable ESD wriststraps available which claim to provide ESD protection "wirelessly". When asked about how exactly they work, they cite dubious claims about physics as their theory of operation. Many experiments have repeatedly shown that they're ineffective at preventing ESD from the human body for the purpose of electronics manufacturing. One can find many publications from both trade journals and personal blogs. In fact, a teardown showed some "wireless" ESD wriststraps are just regular wriststraps without a wire installed - even the megaohm resistor was kept as-is, making them a big joke among engineers.
But thinking from here, it makes me wonder whether the air itself can be theoretically considered a "wireless ESD grounding strap" - although a very poor one with negligible effect in most applications and are certainly not a practical device for ESD protection during electronics assembly. It's based on the following ideas:
Air is an insulator but its conductivity is non-zero.
It's possible to define an electric potential from air to Earth ground. Above an idealized Earth ground or seawater, there exists an electric potential gradient around 100 V/m (when the field is not distorted by a conductive object).
When equipotential grounding is impractical, an air ionizer can be used as a workaround to increase the conductivity of air, thus reducing the occurrence of ESD by allowing charged objects to discharge to ground. Similarly, increasing the humidity of a room has the same effect.
Some applications discharge ESD directly into the air. For example, on aircraft, high static potentials can build up on airframes due to triboelectricity, so they include sharp static discharge wicks to discharge ESD into the air in a controlled manner. (This discharge takes place even without a wick, the purpose of a wick is to ensure that it originates at a predictable location instead of a random piece of metal).
Thus, one can imagine the following thought experiment:
Imagine an ESD-safe room. In this room, its floor and all of the workbenches are covered by ESD mats, and are all bonded to the power ground, and thus, the Earth ground. Now imagine an object is suddely magically created, insulated from ground and with an extremely high potential with respect to the Earth ground. Now the experiment is started. Initially, an electrostatic discharge to air occurs. If an object has a sharp point, it would occur at this location, if it does not, it occurs at a random location. After this discharge, its potential is equalized to the potential of the air at this height, perhaps 100 V plus a residue value.
Question
Does it make sense? - Is the thought experiment correct, at least in a rough sense?
Would it work? - Theoretically, does the same thought experiment work for the human body? If so, is it correct to say that air is a ESD grounding strap? (but with negligible effect in practice, of course).
Would it really happen? - Is there any theoretical scenario that would create a static potential on the object (or human body) so high that it would spontaneously discharge into the air, with or even without a sharp point? Entirely hypothetical scenarios are acceptable, such as assuming the humans are spherical and initially charged in a vacuum.
If it does work, how practical is it? - If such a scenario indeed theoretically exists and the "ESD protection from thin air" theoretically works, how much static potential does the object (or human body) need to have before a discharge takes place, and how much residue potential is still on the object after the discharge takes place? From my experience with spark gaps, I think the voltage involved is around many kilovolts, but I'm not sure how a ESD discharge from an object into the surrounding air can be analyzed (unlike the case of discharging to ground, which is a simple dielectric breakdown problem), pointers to relevant books and papers would be appreciated.
In summary, the question is whether an electrically-charged object can be spontaneously be discharged to air.