First message.

And two in a row.

breaks in the party

Hello, who gave you authorization?

I thought that FreeSecurity, Inc, was reliable! Damn it!

hehe

runs away into password room

Oh no, I forgot the password to password room.

Why does password room have a password? How many password rooms have a password?

Sus, this combination lock is too weak

hacks the combination lock and gains access to all passwords

As many passwords as each password room would have elongated to as many passwords as many password rooms are password.

@PetəíŕdtheWizard I need to call the President!

I mean the Prime Minister.

Lol. You are the president.

Why do we have both...

Anyways.

I need to reset all the passwords remotely.

Quickly ssh!

ssh shushs the ssh-ed ssh sshession

No, reversion!

Actually yes, reversion!

reverses the reversion

Okay, so we should use Rust.

That will fix all our problems.

I think.

Do you trust the Rust? I guess, as when you use rust, you trust in Rust.

But is saying Rust violating the trademark law?

I mean it's bad when the President, the head of the country literally, violates trademark law.

@The_AH Nah.

But it's on another level when...

Oh.

Yes I understand.

No need for a ping bomb...

Super duper ping piper puper.

Not piper, viper.

Viper.

VUPER!

Nah, puper is alright.

If you consider one ping a ping bomb, then you're sus :P

What is "sus"?

Kids nowadays.

You Don't Know what is SUS!?

:-D

/define sus

OakBot Online.

/define sus

@The_AH No definitions found. Did you mean suss, ses, sis, SOS, suis, sous, -sis, sass, sess, Seuss, sais, SASE, seas, Sese, souse, Susa, Susu, sash, USES, or Suez?

/define suss

lol

Hmm.

You think I am suspicious?

Sure. You hide your real name ;)

room topic changed to AH's Cabinet: Under silver linings, buttons and straws across, anyone from wizards, cats, tigers, to those of Caucasian descent are glady welcome. (no tags)

Changed the description.

Well.

/explainxkcd

/help

> My commands are also listed here: github.com/JavaChat/OakBot/wiki/Commands

@OakBot Hmm really?

@The_AH Oh, you expect me to care? Think again.

/mood

@The_AH I'm feeling a bit grumpy.

@Feeds XKCD #2952 Explained: A recommended routine maintenance step for many electronics, such as desktop computer towers, is to remove the buildup of dust on a regular basis. This bit of routine maintenance can help prevent the electrical components from overheating, and lengthen the lifetime of these electronics. There exists cans of high-pressure gas, as depicted, to blow dust out without ...

@The_AH ^ that's explainxkcd

@PetəíŕdtheWizard What's the difference?