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11:43 AM
First message.
And two in a row.
 
breaks in the party
 
Hello, who gave you authorization?
I thought that FreeSecurity, Inc, was reliable! Damn it!
 
hehe
runs away into password room
 
Oh no, I forgot the password to password room.
Why does password room have a password? How many password rooms have a password?
 
Sus, this combination lock is too weak
hacks the combination lock and gains access to all passwords
 
11:46 AM
As many passwords as each password room would have elongated to as many passwords as many password rooms are password.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I need to call the President!
I mean the Prime Minister.
 
Lol. You are the president.
 
Why do we have both...
Anyways.
I need to reset all the passwords remotely.
Quickly ssh!
 
ssh shushs the ssh-ed ssh sshession
 
No, reversion!
Actually yes, reversion!
reverses the reversion
Okay, so we should use Rust.
That will fix all our problems.
I think.
 
Do you trust the Rust? I guess, as when you use rust, you trust in Rust.
 
11:49 AM
But is saying Rust violating the trademark law?
I mean it's bad when the President, the head of the country literally, violates trademark law.
 
@The_AH Nah.
 
But it's on another level when...
Oh.
Yes I understand.
No need for a ping bomb...
Super duper ping piper puper.
Not piper, viper.
Viper.
VUPER!
Nah, puper is alright.
 
If you consider one ping a ping bomb, then you're sus :P
 
What is "sus"?
Kids nowadays.
 
You Don't Know what is SUS!?
:-D
 
11:52 AM
/define sus
 
OakBot Online.
 
/define sus
 
@The_AH No definitions found. Did you mean suss, ses, sis, SOS, suis, sous, -sis, sass, sess, Seuss, sais, SASE, seas, Sese, souse, Susa, Susu, sash, USES, or Suez?
 
/define suss
 
suss (verb):
figure out; usually used with out

suss (verb):
to inspect or investigate so as to gain more knowledge; usually used with out
 
12:05 PM
lol
 
12:17 PM
Hmm.
You think I am suspicious?
 
Sure. You hide your real name ;)
 
 
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1:32 PM
room topic changed to AH's Cabinet: Under silver linings, buttons and straws across, anyone from wizards, cats, tigers, to those of Caucasian descent are glady welcome. (no tags)
Changed the description.
Oh.
Well.
 
The_AH has made a change to the feeds posted into this room
 
1:50 PM
 
2:00 PM
/explainxkcd
/help
 
> My commands are also listed here: github.com/JavaChat/OakBot/wiki/Commands
 
@OakBot Hmm really?
 
@The_AH Oh, you expect me to care? Think again.
 
/mood
 
@The_AH I'm feeling a bit grumpy.
 
 
2 hours later…
3:51 PM
@Feeds XKCD #2952 Explained: A recommended routine maintenance step for many electronics, such as desktop computer towers, is to remove the buildup of dust on a regular basis. This bit of routine maintenance can help prevent the electrical components from overheating, and lengthen the lifetime of these electronics. There exists cans of high-pressure gas, as depicted, to blow dust out without ...
 
4:38 PM
@The_AH ^ that's explainxkcd
 
 
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5:40 PM
@PetəíŕdtheWizard What's the difference?
 

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