Today is exactly 1 year since I installed Blender and made my first ever 3D... donut.
And also 1 year since I visited this site for the first time to get help :).
You're all awesome, thank you!
Mad props to everyone for helping others navigate Blender.
It's thanks to your answers that I actually know what I'm doing most of the time :).
Moonboots - the best cookies in the business
Mr Duarte Farrajota Ramos - keeping this site a nicer place to hang around
Ray Mairlot - making sure people don't get lost here since 2013
batFINGER - thanks for all the nightmares :)
Robin Betts - aside from knowing everything, thanks for being the nicest person
Gorgious - modifier magician and node wizard :).
susu and troy_s - learning all the stuff like this from real pros is a nice change after art school :).
And also big thanks to others like Robert Gützkow, lemon, vklidu, Martynas Žiemys and Leander for their great answers.
That's it. I love it here.