BY DAY: Alt-Rock Ninja Cowgirl at SPIGA.

BY NIGHT: I write code and code rights for penalcoders.example.org, an awesome non-profit that will totally take your money at that link. My kids are cuter than yours.

FOR FUN: J Jokes, Segway Roller Derby, Ostrich Grooming.

If you see scary things, look for the helpers-you'll always see people helping