So I picked up a Compaq Presario 2500 laptop at a flea market. After rigging up a power supply (A real nice 20V 180W one. Perfect for the laptop, which calls for ~90W at 19V) and turning it on, to my slight surprise it doesn't post.
The laptop is one of those old "desktop replacement" things from the early 2000's and has a full desktop Pentium 4 in it (Northwood, socket 478).
The CPU gets hot, but it doesn't seem to be running because when I pull the ram, it doesn't give any beep codes.
I'm thinking the northbridge is at fault (ATI Radeon 16P345M) as this class of laptop was notorious for baking themselves to death (Dell Inspiron 5150 anyone?) and I have seen this kind of tom foolery before. Or maybe the bios EEPROM succumbed to bitrot. Who knows?
Well, I want to know! Unfortunately this thing doesn't have diagnostic leds or postcodes, or maybe it uses the keyboard indicators for that. I can't tell, because they all stay lit. (Except that one time, but that was a fluke.)