How low can you go: Tesla's US market share dips below 50% for the first time Electric car sales break records, but Elon's luster is tarnished Personal Tech10 Jul 2024 | 63
Tesla parental controls keep teenage lead feet in check Because trusting your kid with 300 horsepower should come with a curfew Personal Tech09 Jul 2024 | 81
China plans to boost national compute capacity thirty percent by 2025 From 230 Exaflops to 300, with Tesla a part of the plan for energy storage, - and cars Off-Prem08 Jul 2024 | 2
American interest in electric vehicles short circuits for first time in four years Funny what happens if you take Tesla out of the numbers, though Personal Tech28 Jun 2024 | 149
And that's 3 recalls for Tesla Cybertruck in as many months Now windshield wipers are failing and trim is detaching of its own accord Personal Tech25 Jun 2024 | 52
Tesla sued for 'systemic' racism at its Fremont, California plant Campus faces yet another racial discrimination lawsuit as Clean Air Act violations claims also hit the fan Personal Tech21 Jun 2024 | 45
Musk ropes Dell, Supermicro into xAI supercomputer project Oh, Mike, what have you got yourself into now HPC20 Jun 2024 | 11
Tesla's tight grip on repairs sparks courtroom showdown Class action allowed to continue with EV maker's 'tying' practices the focus Personal Tech20 Jun 2024 | 12
Tesla shareholders agree to pay Musk staggering sum of $48B The value falls but the rocket man still gets his gas money Personal Tech14 Jun 2024 | 104
Tesla's Autopilot false advertising tussle with California DMV must go to trial At stake: Carmaker's licenses to make and sell motor vehicles in golden state Personal Tech12 Jun 2024 | 23
Musk wants to ban Apple at his companies for cosying up to OpenAI Comment Concerned about secrecy... or just mad no one's buying his AI tech? AI + ML11 Jun 2024 | 56
Norway's sovereign wealth fund aims to zap Musk's monster Tesla pay deal Concerned about size of award given 'performance triggers' and 'dilution' Offbeat10 Jun 2024 | 49
California upgrade company aims militarized 'Tactical' Cybertruck at police forces Criminals expected to counter Tesla truck with water guns and driving offroad Offbeat07 Jun 2024 | 82
Tesla chair begs investors to bless Musk's billions or face an Elon exodus He needs that compensation because he's easily dist- oo a piece of candy! Personal Tech07 Jun 2024 | 107
Elon Musk confirms 12K H100s ordered for Tesla were instead prioritized for xAI Comment Tycoon's private firms got Nvidia GPUs first because automaker couldn’t use them yet AI + ML05 Jun 2024 | 21
Tesla slams advisors for not loving Musk's $44.9B payout We hired you for one job... Bootnotes30 May 2024 | 85
Elon Musk says he doesn’t want 100% tariff on China-made electric vehicles Tesla CEO would have preferred no tariffs, even though they’re beneficial to his company Personal Tech24 May 2024 | 66
Tesla's oldest factory ignites another headline by catching fire Fremont: Come for the toxic fumes and discrimination, stay for marshmallows? Personal Tech21 May 2024 | 19
NYC Comptroller and hedge funds urge Tesla shareholders to deny Musk $50B windfall Bloc also recommends kicking Elon’s brother and Rupert Murdoch’s son off the board Personal Tech21 May 2024 | 52
Tesla self-driving claims parked in court Judge gives green light to lawsuit over autonomous ambitions Personal Tech16 May 2024 | 73
Tesla nearing shareholder vote to grant Musk $46B Fundamentals are for losers: It's a good time to head the worst performing stock in the S&P Offbeat15 May 2024 | 49
Clean Air Act complaint paints smoggy picture at Tesla Fremont factory The cars might be zero emission, but accusers claim the paint shops aren't Offbeat15 May 2024 | 8
Texan construction workers put a rocket up Team SpaceX over 'unpaid bills' 'If they were to call me today, I'd tell them to f%*k off' Science14 May 2024 | 68
German plod defend Tesla gigafactory from eco-warriors Elon Musk wonders why so many sour Krauts Personal Tech11 May 2024 | 113
Tesla accused of union buster bluster at Buffalo factory Musk's motor biz? Monitoring labor activists? Surely not! Personal Tech10 May 2024 | 25
GhostStripe attack haunts self-driving cars by making them ignore road signs Cameras tested are specced for Baidu's Apollo Research10 May 2024 | 51
Transport watchdog's patience wears thin as Tesla Autopilot remedies may not be enough Crashes continue even with recall fixes in place Personal Tech08 May 2024 | 66
Tesla devotee tests Cybertruck safety with his own finger – and fails Faith in frunk flunks Bootnotes08 May 2024 | 136
Tesla layoff circus runs into fourth week with another round of cuts Musk continues quest to make Tesla leaner, meaner, more profitable Personal Tech07 May 2024 | 69
Tesla maps out new territory in China with Baidu deal U-turn necessary to comply with Chinese law Personal Tech01 May 2024 | 10
Musk axes two more senior Tesla leaders, guts public policy team – report It's not like you need wonks to put driverless robotaxis on public roads or anything Personal Tech30 Apr 2024 | 60
Elon Musk's latest brainfart is to turn Tesla cars into AWS on wheels There are many reasons why this is likely more trouble than it's worth On-Prem30 Apr 2024 | 159
Musk schmoozes Chinese premier as Tesla Full Self-Driving remains parked Automaker could really do with the training data Personal Tech29 Apr 2024 | 33
Musk moves Tesla's goalposts, investors happily move shares higher Opinion It's the millions-of-robotaxis promise again – and all y'all buying it this time, too? Personal Tech24 Apr 2024 | 107
Tesla misses the mark on all fronts in quarter of chaos Who cares that net profit slid 55%? Not Wall Street Personal Tech24 Apr 2024 | 85
Tesla slashes vehicle and self-driving-ish software prices as shares plummet Because nothing reassures investors like discounting some inventory Personal Tech22 Apr 2024 | 86
Gone in 35 seconds – the Cybertruck's misbehaving acceleration pedal Riveting conclusion to Tesla recall saga Personal Tech22 Apr 2024 | 73
Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: 'Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage' Personal Tech20 Apr 2024 | 168
Unintended acceleration leads to recall of every Cybertruck produced so far That isn't what Tesla meant by Full Self-Driving Offbeat19 Apr 2024 | 104
Tesla asks shareholders to reinstate Musk's voided $56B pay package Given the electric car maker's annus horribilis so far in 2024, does the chief even deserve it? Personal Tech17 Apr 2024 | 80
Tesla decimates staff amid ongoing performance woe Shares of the worst performing member of the S&P 500 slide some more as news unlikely to please investors Personal Tech15 Apr 2024 | 85
Despite two previous court victories, Tesla settles third Autopilot liability case Amount sealed because it would result in 'serious injury,' say company lawyers AI + ML09 Apr 2024 | 47
Canadian arrested for 'stealing secret' to speedy Tesla battery production Special tech allegedly lets Musk's assembly lines produce 5-10 times more kit than rivals Personal Tech20 Mar 2024 | 57
When life gives you Lemon, sack him Comment CNN veteran publishes Musk interview that got his X show canceled Offbeat19 Mar 2024 | 117
Tesla Berlin gigafactory to take week-long nap after suspected arson Losses could surpass €1B as 1,000 vehicles a day go unfinished Offbeat07 Mar 2024 | 9
Tesla Berlin gigafactory goes dark after alleged eco-sabotage Left-wing extremist group claims responsibility, says goal is to 'bring Tesla to its knees' Offbeat05 Mar 2024 | 54
Legal eagles demand $6B in Tesla stock after overturning Musk's mega pay package 'Criminal,' says CEO Offbeat04 Mar 2024 | 58
Elon and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad legal week Workers allege discrimination, missing payments On-Prem29 Feb 2024 | 65
Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all 'Literally bulletproof' but needs constant cleaning to stave off corrosion Bootnotes13 Feb 2024 | 212
Apple Vision Pro is creating a new generation of glassholes Comment They're back – and more oblivious than ever Offbeat06 Feb 2024 | 55
SAP hits brakes on Tesla company car deal Despite EV commitment, German giant tells Musk marque to buzz off Personal Tech06 Feb 2024 | 89
Tesla power steering probe upgraded after thousands more incidents reported Probe that started with 12 records six months ago has ballooned to 2,191 claims of failed 2023 Model 3 and Y steering Offbeat02 Feb 2024 | 86
Tesla hacks make big bank at Pwn2Own's first automotive-focused event Infosec in brief ALSO: SEC admits to X account negligence; New macOS malware family appears; and some critical vulns Security29 Jan 2024 | 9
Technology truly is the gift that keeps on giving ... SNAFUs to highlight Kettle Until we can hook schadenfreude directly into our veins, this will have to do Software26 Jan 2024 | 2
Missed expectations, zero guidance: Tesla's 'great year' was anything but 'This was a 101 how not to do a conference call,' says Wall St expert AI + ML25 Jan 2024 | 109
Tesla Cybertruck gets cyberstuck during off-roading expedition Video Owner pledges to try again once software update improves performance Personal Tech24 Jan 2024 | 91
Tesla owners in deep freeze discover the cold, hard truth about EVs Not all batteries like subzero temperatures Offbeat16 Jan 2024 | 383
Tesla's latest Autopilot safety patch hits 1.6M Chinese vehicles Perfect timing – now BYD can rub that in Tesla's face along with stealing the global EV sales crown Software05 Jan 2024 | 22
Musk floats idea of boat mod for Cybertruck Oh yes, please, get in the sea Bootnotes19 Dec 2023 | 123
Tesla to remote patch 2M vehicles after damning Autopilot safety probe ADAS controls 'insufficient to prevent misuse,' US watchdog finds after 2-year investigation Software13 Dec 2023 | 92
Tesla says California's Autopilot action violates its free speech rights Elon's biz claims 1st Amendment rights Personal Tech11 Dec 2023 | 201
Musk takes SEC 'Twitter sitter' consent decree appeal to US Supreme Court Same old argument about free speech – let's see if it sticks this time Legal08 Dec 2023 | 53