I should begin by stating unequivocally that I do not advocate nor endorse unwarranted violence. On the contrary, & much to the constant chagrin of my own children, I abide by more of a "turn the other cheek" philosophy, seeing violent retaliation as akin to allowing someone else to drag me down to their level. Okay, now that that's out of the way, yes, the one time I met Chris Rock I was sorely tempted to smack the shit out of him just like Will Smith did during the recent Academy Awards…