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Double meaning Prego is the name of a company that sells pasta sauces in different flavors. Incidentally, it is also a short use for the word “pregnant.” In this case, we could see the source of this father’s confusion. He probably wasn’t even familiar with the specific sauce brand, or he might’ve forgotten that’s the […]

"I puked my brains out and only have Cheetos in my kitchen."

The card had just enough blank space for Ruby to draw a picture for her teacher.

As a millennial, I still remember calling my high school best friend and talking for hours until there was nothing in our lives the other didn't know about. But the world has changed a lot since then and so has our communication habits.