The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
Amusement parks are one of the most popular destinations for a fun day out. Even though there are lots of different things to do at amusement parks, rollercoasters are undoubtedly the main event. Some people live for the exhilarating feeling they get from riding at breakneck speed, whereas others would rather be anywhere else! No matter if you love them or not, though, these hilarious mid-ride emotions are guaranteed to make your sides split!
Here's a great collection of 99 really corny jokes for kids - and big kids too! Have fun with these hilarious clean jokes that are so bad they're good!
What’s better than a hilarious joke? A hilarious joke that’s filled with smut and innuendo, of course. And have we got some great dirty jokes for you.From naughty gags to close-to-the-knuckle toilet humor, look no further. Short rude jokes, jokes, chat-up lines, Rude knock-knock jokes.