Long jokes

A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?” His wife is...

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. – A husband and wife get up on Sunday

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. #funny, #joke, #humor

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the r... #funny #joke #story

A Father Asked His 10 Year Old Son Johnny. – A father asked his 10 year old son little

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a […]

A woman goes to the Vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. The Vet comes out and tells her.. -funny joke

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

Upon arriving he noticed two signs. One said, "Men who are bossed by their wives", the other one said, "Men not bossed by their Wives"... -funny joke