GAH. I’m slowly melting into my couch as I write this. I have a Quasimodo hunchback. My pants are unzipped, just so. I am a total couch potato, who drinks white wine whilst being surrounded by smart devices, moleskine notebooks and empty cheese string wrappers. Ratchet be known, I even have an extension chord that I’ve thread in between my couch cushions, so I can charge my iPhone and laptop without having to get up. Guys, my office is way overdue. Right now, my office (I do have one, let me…