dnd: gain

four bards and a paladin foil an evil plot, destroy a palace, kill a queen, pretend to be functional people, and make a lot of money. CARMEN: tiefling bard, neutral evil. now, darling, regarding the matter of payment. (it’s hard to be charming and smart and disarming, it’s hard to pretend you’re the best.) GRAVY: human bard, true neutral. i can make myself look like anyone. (fourteen ages, used to be bravest, i used to be young but now life is so dangerous.) LUCIUS: human paladin, chaotic neutral. make swoden great again! (prophet, brother, priest, and king, barricade the bathroom doors, find some things you can’t ignore.) SPOON: gnome bard, chaotic evil. i stab the queen in the back. (do you remember, when you were young and you wanted to set the world on fire?) VALYNN: half-elf bard, neutral good. i put the dismembered hand in my bag. (see all tracks lead you out from the dark, see all tracks lead you out to the stars.)