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๐—›๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ๐—ข ๐—œ๐—ก๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ง ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—˜๐—ก๐——๐—ฆ! ๐˜๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ. ๐Ÿ™‹โ™‚๏ธ Iโ€™m back with another short, (not so) educational flurry of words to add a little sunshine (or maybe in todayโ€™s case, sunburnโ€ฆ) to your #LinkedIn feed.โ˜€ As youโ€™ll see from the yet again hyper-realistic graphic (solid work Diego), todayโ€™s topic is the wonder that we all know and love: ๐Ÿ•ถ๐™๐™ƒ๐™€ ๐™Ž๐™๐™ˆ๐™ˆ๐™€๐™ ๐™ƒ๐™Š๐™‡๐™„๐˜ฟ๐˜ผ๐™”โ›ฑ So, grab your suncream and remind yourself that what I say ๐–ฌ๐–จ๐–ฆ๐–ง๐–ณ ๐–ญ๐–ฎ๐–ณ ๐–ก๐–ค ๐–ค๐–ญ๐–ณ๐–จ๐–ฑ๐–ค๐–ซ๐–ธ ๐– ๐–ข๐–ข๐–ด๐–ฑ๐– ๐–ณ๐–ค, and letโ€™s cannonball right into it. ๐Ÿš€ Firing up my #Penta branded time machine, weโ€™re going back to Ancient Roman times. ๐Ÿ”™ Back then, some wealthy #Romans used to go on #holiday for ๐—จ๐—ฃ ๐—ง๐—ข ๐—ง๐—ช๐—ข ๐—ฌ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ฆ!? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Sure, they probably had to #travel wherever they were going in one of those Flintstone cars where you use your feet or something but ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ.๐Ÿคฏ Who would have thought people known for decadence and excess would be interested in something like a ๐—ง๐—ช๐—ข-๐—ฌ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ holiday ehโ“ Skipping forward a load of Roman Holidays(๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜โ€™๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ต๐˜ธ๐Ÿ˜Š) we land in the Middle Ages. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Travel seldom occurred aside from religious pilgrimages or walking over to the next village. ๐Ÿ†„๐Ÿ…ฝ๐Ÿ…ป๐Ÿ…ด๐Ÿ†‚๐Ÿ†‚โ€ฆ yep, you guessed it.๐Ÿ˜ Unless you were particularly wealthy and part of the upper class. Young, affluent gentlemen would undertake what was known as โ€˜The Grand Tourโ€™. ๐Ÿ—บ โžก Basically, a super posh study #trip around #Europe. Obviously, I never did anything like that, but I did take part in the French exchange. ๐Ÿ˜Š I donโ€™t think my French equivalent liked me all that much, his younger brother certainly didnโ€™t after I mercilessly and ruthlessly crushed him at #FIFA multiple times. ๐Ÿ˜Ž Now, I didnโ€™t learn an awful lot on my trip (๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐Ÿ˜) but I certainly taught that kid a few lessons that day. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Anyway, somewhere between โ€œThe Grand Tourโ€ and several gratuitous #football simulation ass whoopingโ€™s, they made the roads a lot better I guess, they also made engines. ๐Ÿ‘Œ And probably #trains and #planes too. โœˆ So now people like me and you can go on #holiday in the #summer. ๐Ÿค™ Speaking of which, you should go on holiday this summer, and stay at a #Penta whilst youโ€™re at it, so they can pay me and I can go on holiday or failing that I can just buy lots of crisps. ๐Ÿ˜ See ya next month for more potato talk. ๐Ÿ˜‰ BYE! ๐Ÿค— #dansview #summerholidays #hospitalitynews #copywriter #pentahotels #pentalovesyou #teamspirit

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