THINGS THAT HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE AS IMPRESSIVE AS THEY ARE - OFFICE EDITION: - being able to book a meeting room at short notice - making cups of tea that are slightly above average - whenever you call a lift, it comes within 15 seconds - knowing where the brand swag is kept - not asking "can everyone see my screen?" when sharing your screen - using the printer without any issues
also: Connecting to the office Wi-Fi without needing to ask for the password again
Not asking 'can everyone see my screen' loooool. So true, it's for the elite!
Not asking what everyone is up to at the weekend on a Friday
- Finding a working pen on the first try - Mastering the perfect microwave timing - Not hitting 'reply all' on an chain email - Successfully muting yourself before coughing on Zoom - Interpreting the arcane symbols on the copier's display panel - Accurately predicting which day the office plant will finally give up
Walking your chair to a colleague's desk whilst remaining seated. Then pushing back from your colleague's desk to return to your original position.
Milk that magically appears in the fridge
I have never, ever, EVER managed to not ask 'Can everyone see my screen'...
Also: Turning up to the office on time and *without* a [insert popular coffee shop brand here] cup in hand
The office being just the right temperature for everyone 🔥 ❄