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The Lion King
Titanic
A Walk To Remember
Enchanted
Spider-Man
Shrek
The Little Mermaid
While You Were Sleeping
Cinderella 2015
And many more
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Sandra Bullock
Robin Williams
Jim Carrey
Meg Ryan
Tom Hanks
Kate Winslet
Anne Hathaway
Julie Andrews
Kevin Hart
Cameron Diaz
Julia Roberts
Emma Watson
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Hugh Jackman
James Marsden
Patrick Dempsey
Jack Black
Leonardo Di Caprio
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Movie 43 (2013)
God bless these poor actors for starring in this disaster of a film
Movie 43 is a 2013 comedy that features a ton of famous faces including Hugh Jackman,Kate Winslet(who worked together in Flushed Away),Emma Stone, Richard Gere,Uma Thurman,Dennis Quaid,Kate Bosworth,Justin Long,JB Groove,Jeremy White,Lesile Bibb,Halle Berry along with former couples(who are no longer together) Anna Faris and Chris Pratt, and Liev Schievber and Naomi Watts.
The whole film(depending on which one you watch) follows 3 boys who want to find a banned movie on the Internet. So the boys eventually find the banned films and decide to watch them. Each short film is vile. One with Hugh Jackman having something inappropriate on his neck,another with Anna Faris and Chris Pratt popping on each other,another with Naomi Watts having a thing for her student.
Each of these shorts make zero sense as they all end stupid. Basically the entire film sucks.
If you are a fan of any of the actors then please do yourselves a favour and watch them in their own separate films because this thing is just bad.
Blue Beetle (2023)
I've seen worse superheros than this one
Blue Beetle is a 2023 superhero movie starring Xolo,George Lopez,Becky G and Susan Sarandon.
The story follows a young man named Jamie Reves (Xolo) who gets fused with an alien symbiote belonging to a high tech company owned by Victoria Kords(Sarandon)and uses his superhuman powers to save the world and protect his Latina family.
Will he save the day?.
Overall I actually thought it wasn't a bad film. It was great seeing Susan Sarandon again after so long and playing a villian for the 2nd time after Enchanted back in 2007. I also liked the Mexican heritage in this film too with the main lead being Mexican/Latina.
If you like DC films then you might like this film.
Waiting... (2005)
Criminally underrated Ryan Reynolds flick
Waiting is a 2005 comedy starring Justin Long,Ryan Reynolds,Dane Cook, Wendy Malik, and Anna Faris(who worked with Reynolds in Just Friends).
The story follows a group of people who all work at a restaurant that's full of Karen's so they all get their backs on all the Karen's by doing some dirty inappropriate stuff. Will the restaurant have any proper guests calling?.
Overall its a very underrated film. If you worked I a restaurant (I would know as I used to work at a restaurant for 3 years) then you will know what it's like when the general public pop in,ask you for their order and then complain about the food whether its burnt or raw or if the customer was waiting for 20 minutes max.
Check it out on Amazon Prime.
Hollow Man (2000)
An underrated Horror flick
Hollow Man is a 2000 Horror starring Kevin Bacon(Footloose),Elizabeth Shue(Adventures In Babysitting)and Josh Brolin(Avengers Infintity War). Directed by Peter Vahoeven(who also directed Robocop), the story follows Sebastian Caine,an egotistical scientist who wants to try out a serum that will allow him to become invisible.
However when the experiment goes horribly wrong his ex girlfriend Laurie(Shue) and her boyfriend Dr Matt(Brolin) must find a cure for Sebastian before he turns into a psychopath. Will they be able to find a cure?.
Overall it wasn't a bad film. The visuals are very good(as it was nominated back in 2001 for Best Visual Effects),the story was good yet very gory.
If you like The Invisble Man (2020) then you may like it.
Truth or Dare (2018)
Truth or Dare. Dare this film not be scary
Truth Or Dare is a 2018 Horror Mystery starring Pretty Little Liar star Lucy Hale and Maid In Manhattan star Tyler Posey.
A group of friends travel to Mexico and they stumble on an old abandoned workhouse. However when they play a game called Truth Or Dare,some sinister stuff start happening to the gang and each one dies one by one. Who will survive and is there anyway to stop the possessed demon from taking over?.
Now I don't know about you guys but this film wasn't even scary at all. It was rather stupid. First we didn't even see the demon's form at all and all the ones that were possessed were putting on a Jim Carrey face expression or the Joker from Batman?.
Avoid.
Only Fools and Horses (1981)
Back when comedy was funny
Only Fools and Horses is a British Comedy sitcom starring Nicholas Lyndsalt and David Jason.
The story follows two brothers named Rodney and Del Boy. Rodney is sensible and isn't into tricks whereas Del Boy is a bit of a gangster as he always says in pretty much every episode this time next year Rods and we will be millionaires.
Each episode is hilarious. One episode was based on cremated ashes,another was a statue that was suppose to be cursed as it cries,another was about gas in blow up dolls,the list goes on.
The most memorable one was definitely the blow up dolls or the one with Del Boy becoming a father and the baby gives Rodney a dirty look.
Hilarious.
Mavka. The Forest Song (2023)
The Disney cash grabs are back
What do you get if you get Ferngully,Moana,Frozen and a hint of Tangled into the mix why you get this Ukrainian animated film Mavka.
The story follows a nymph named Mavka who is the protector of the forest. One day a handsome guy named Lukas stumbles in the forest as he was assigned by Kylina( a mother gothel rip off) who wants Lukas to retrieve a leaf that Lukas wants for his sick uncle. Will romance blossom between Lukas and Mavka?.
Overall it wasn't a bad film. The animation is nice however the story is predictable and tries way too hard to be a Disney film.
If you love Disney rip offs then check it out on Sky Cinema.
Bean (1997)
If you love the TV show then this is for you
Bean is a 1997 comedy based on the 1990s sitcom Mr Bean which was created by Rowan Atkinson who also stars in this film adapation.
Mr Bean travels to the USA where he befriends an American named David played by Peter MacNichol as Bean has a painting called Whistler Mother which must go to the National Museum. However Mr Bean accidentally destroys the painting and now he must try and fix the painting before it's shown to the public.
Will Bean fix it on time?. Overall its a silly comedy but if your like me who grew up watching the TV show then you'll like it. Also stars Darkman's Larry Drake and The Big Bang Theory star Johnny Galecksci.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Took me 20 years to watch this gem.
Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgunday is a 2004 comedy featuring an all star cast Will Ferrell(Elf),Paul Rudd(Ant Man),Steve Carrell(Bruce Almighty),Christina Applegate(The Sweetest Thing) and a few surprising cameos.
Set in the 1970s Will Ferrell plays Ron Burgunday a Channel 4 News Anchor who meets his match as a woman named Veronica played by Christina Applegate,from Channel 6 news takes over Channel 4 news. Will Ron get his job back?.
It's a silly satire but it's still a good movie. Will Ferrell is like Marmite you either like him or hate him.
Speaking of there is a load of cameos in this film including Jack Black,Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughan.
Be sure and check this and its sequel on Amazon Prime before it leaves.
Find Me Falling (2024)
Found myself bored watching this
Find Me Falling is a 2024 Romance Drama starring Harry Connick Jr (who is the only actor I know in this film).
The story follows John Altman a failed musician who moves to Cyprus and sees people near a cliff trying to commit suicide. Things take a turn when John meets a former flame of his who is now a single mother to a teenage girl. However is the teen girl John's daughter?.
Now don't get me wrong I love romantic comedies and romantic dramas but this film was terrible it was like watching dry paint for 93 minutes. Harry Connick Jr is a good actor but a very good musician(as his being singing since 1989) but by god he was so bad in this film.
Godzilla (1998)
Oh boy it took me 28 years to finally give this film a watch
And boy is this bad. Starring Matthew Broderick(The Lion King),Jean Reno(The Pink Panther),Hank Azaria(Mystery Men),Kevin Dunn(Dave) and Harry Shearer(Mr Burns from The Simpsons).
From the director of The Day After Tomorrow this 1998 box office bomb is about a Dr played by Matthew Broderick who along with the military must stop a giant mutant Lizard from causing chaos in Manhattan,NYC. Will they be able to take down the 60ft(I guess)Lizard?.
Overall this film was bad. I remember back when I was a kid and the song Come With Me from bad boy Puff Daddy was on repeat on Smash Hits and I would listen to it non stop.
Thank god it got rebooted in 2014(again never seen that either or the other newer ones).
Winner of 2 Razzies including Worst Remake or sequel and Worst Actress Maria Pitillo.
Little Nicky (2000)
Not the best of Adam's career
Little Nicky is a 2000 comedy starring Adam Sandler,Harvey Kietal and a very young Reese Witherspoon. The story follows Nicky a young man who's actually half angelic and half satanic. So he has to choose which one is he and do a bunch of trials along the way.
The comedy is funny for the most part,the acting is silly and the story is decent too. What really surprised me was Reese Witherspoon as Adam Sandler's mither. Speaking of Adam Sandler he has this accent that super annoying in this film. I don't know was it on purpose or not but it was just bad. If your a fan of Adam Sandler then you might like it. If it's eve on TV again I might give it a rewatch.
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)
Funny film
I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry is a 2007 comedy starring Adam Sandler,Kevin James,Rob Schneider,Dan Aykroyd and Jessica Biel.
The story follows two best friends named Chuck(Sandler) and Larry(James),who work as firemen in New York. Larry wants to get credits but is unable to get them so he and Chuck decide to pretend to be a gay couple and keep up the fascade. But how long will they keep it up for?.
Some people may find this film sorta offensive as its got two straight men pretending to be gay yet in other films gay men act straight in flms.
There is also a surprising cameo from Richard Chamberlain who was in The Slipper And The Rose.
You, Me and Dupree (2006)
Criminally underrated film
From the directors of all the Avengers films(I'm seriously not kidding) You Me and Dupree is a 2006 comedy starring Matt Dillon(There's Something About Mary),Owen Wilson (Night At The Museum),Kate Hudson(Raising Helen),Seth Rogan(Bad Neighbours) and Micheal Douglas (Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past),the story centres on newlyweds Molly and Carl played by Hudson and Dillion who's happily bliss comes to a blow as Carl's best friend Randolph Dupree(Wilson) a lazy slacker who just got fired from his job has to move in with Carl and his wife.
Will Carl kick Dupree out?. Overall its a very underrated comedy. It's not on any streaming services at all,not even on Sky Cinema. I bought the DVD of it a few months ago and decided to rewatch it after nearly 20 years.
Silly but funny.
Ferrari (2023)
Almost perfect
Ferrari is a 2023 Biopic based on Enzo Ferrari.
Starring Adam Driver(Star Wars Force Awakens),Penelope Cruz(Vanilla Sky),Shaileene Woodley(The Fault In Our Stars) and Patrick Dempsey (Enchanted),and directed by Michael Mann(Collateral),the story is set during the summer of 1957 in Italy and we see former racecar driver, Enzo Ferrari(Driver donning an italian accent and grey wig), is in trouble. His bankrupt, his own company is at risk and he and his wife, Laura(Cruz) are having problems with their.marriage due to Enzo's fidilities with another woman(Woodley sporting a terrible accent). So Enzo decides to be risky and decides to counter his losses by rolling the dice on one race - 1,000 miles across Italy, the iconic Mille Migl.
Will he place his bet on Pierro(Dempsey)?. Overall it wasn't a bad film. The cinematography was very good,and their is some very gory moments like one where you see a person's body snapped in half leaving the legs and torso. Also Patrick Dempsey barely says much in this film at all which I guess is because he can't do an Italian accent.
The Nut Job (2014)
Nice animation with an all star cast
The Nut Job is a 2014 animated comedy featuring a load of well known actors from Brendan Fraser(The Mummy),Katherine Heigl(27 Dresses),Liam Neeson(Schniders List),Maya Rudolph(Bridesmaids),Will Arnett(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) and Gabriel Iguileas.
The story follows a squirrel (Arnett) who teams up with other animals to join a heist and not get caught. Overall it was a decent film. The animation is nice,the voice cast is very noticeable(especially Liam Neeson who voices a Raccoon and previously he voiced Aslan in The Lion Witch and Wardrobe). There's even a sequel that has hardly any of the cast only Will Arnett.
The Duff (2015)
Underrated teen comedy
The D. U. F. F is a 2015 teen comedy starring Mae Whitman (Tinkerbell,The Perks Of Being A Wallflower),Bella Thorne(Shake it Off) Robbie Atwell(Flash),Ken Yeoug(The Hangover) and Alison Janney(10 Things I Hate About You).
The story follows Becca(Whitman), a young teen who gets labelled as a D. U. F. F(Designated Ugly Fat Friend) by a mean girl named Madison (Thorne). So Becca decides to find out who else in school is a D. U. F. F. As if that's not enough she falls for her neighbour who's actually Madison 's boyfriend.
Will they won't they get together?. Overall it was a good flick . It borrows alot of elements from Easy A and Mean Girls.
Field of Dreams (1989)
Underrated 80s sports drama with Kevin Costner
Kevin Costner,James Earl Jones and Amy Madgian star in this 1989 sports fantasy about a farmer from Iowa named Ray Kinsella(Costner) who buys a farmhouse with his wife Annie and daughter Karen. However he hears a voice telling him to build a baseball field. The next day he sees a man named Shoeless Joe(Liotta) who died in the 50s and this is where Ray finds out that he can see baseball players who are deceased.
Question is who is the whisper that Ray heard. Is it his father?.
Overall it was a good film. The ending is a bit of a tearjearker as something happens that I don't want to spoil but if your a fan of Kevin Costner or baseball then check it out. It's normally shown on Sky Cinema Drama.
The Danish Girl (2015)
Good film
The Danish Girl is a 2015 biopic based on the life of Lili Elbe the first transgender woman to have transitioned from male to female,but sadly died after complications of surgery .
The story begins in 1926 Copenhagen, Denmark, and we see Einar Wegener(Eddie Redmayne) and his wife Gerda (Alicia Vikander) who are a very happily married couple.
Both of them are also artists,with Einar preferring to do landscapes and his wife likes to do portraits. One day Einar poses for a portrait for his wife while wearing a dress, resulting in his wife and him to attend a party with her husband in drag . However, Einar soon discovers that he is actually transgender and wants to be referred to as a woman taking the name "Lili".
At first Gerda doesn't want to believe that her husband is trans,but eventually she decides to support her husband.
However some of the clinics think that Lili is delusional and brings her to an asylum but eventually she finally goes to a proper clinic. Will Lili succeed?. Overall it was a good film.
Descendants: The Rise of Red (2024)
Good but somewhat disappointing
If you grew up in the 90s then you probably heard of Rodger and Hamerstein's Cinderella with Brandy and Pablo Montaban. It's one of my favourite movies ever and I loved everything about this film. So it was no surprise that both actors appeared in the 4th installment of Descendants.
This time the story centres on Red played by Kyle Cantrall who is the daughter of the red queen played by Rita Ora. Her mom never got over school as she was bullied by Ella and now she seeks revenge. So Red gets a grandfather watch belonging to the mad hatter and so her and Chloe the daughter of Cinderella played by Brandy and Charming played by Pablo Montaban go back in time to stop Cinderella from being beheaded.
Overall it was a decent film. There were a couple of issues I had like the meeting of Cinderella and Charming(Christopher in the 90s Cinderella)was different as in the 90s film they met at a marketplace and sung The Sweetest Sounds instead of This is Love,also Chloe's hair was so bad as you can see the lace of the wig. Also speaking of wigs why change Brandy's hair from brown to blue as in the 90s version she had black braided hair?.
If you love Alice Through The Looking Glass then you'll like this film.
Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019)
Extremely disappointing
Zac Efron and Lily Collins star in this 2019 biopic based on the life of Ted Bundy a serial killer who killed,raped and murderered women in the 70s.
The film is told in a bunch of flashbacks where we see Ted in jail and he meets one of his former lovers Liz(Collins) a single mother who didn't want to beleive that Ted could do such a thing to women. We then see Ted going to trial,seducing a woman who would later become his wife and going to jail again.
I honestly was expecting to see body counts but nope we got none of that. The ending just shows all the women he killed and raped along with the real Ted in the end.
Skip.
Despicable Me 4 (2024)
Better than the 3rd one
Despicable Me 4 is a 2024 sequel to the 2017 film of the same name. Joining the cast is Sofia Vergara,Joey King and Will Ferrell.
After a disastrous school reunion Maxine(Ferrell) seeks revenge on Gru(Carrell). So Gru and his family have to go to Mayflower undercover in order to hide from Maxine. But will Maxine find them?.
Overall it was a very funny film. There was alot of adult humor thrown in here and there,plus the new characters were good too especially Joey King as a young girl who wants to become a villan just like Gru. In all honesty I thought it was better than the 3rd one as the 3rd one had a very generic villian.
If you loved the first 3 then you'll love this film.
Serenity (2019)
From Interstellar to this.
Serenity is a 2019 Mystery Thriler starring Interstellar stars Matthew McConaghey and Anne Hathaway. Also joining the cast is Diane Lane, and Jason Clarke.
The story follows a fisherman named Baker Dill (McConaughey) who is leading tours off an island called Plymouth Island. His humble life takes a turn for the worse as his ex-wife Karen (Hathaway sporting a blonde wig) tracks him down and asks him a deadly favour. She begs him to save her - and their young son Patrick - from her new, violent husband (Clarke) by killing him.
Will he kill his ex wife's new husband and is everything as it appears to be?.
The plot twist is sorta obvious as we see a young boy in the beginning playing with his computer game and we enter into a video game(yup that's the twist guys Baker's and Karen's life is a video game as they are the young boys parents. However his father died).
Think of it as a poor version of The Truman Show meets Free Guy.
You Belong to Me (2021)
Watch it for Sam Claflin(spoilers ahead)
Every Breath You Take is a 2021 Psychological Thriller from Sky Original. Reuniting Gone Baby Gone stars Casey Affleck and Michelle Monaghan and also co stars Sam Claflin(Me Before You).
The story follows a psychiatrist named Philip Clarke(Affleck) who's life turns upside down when he lost his son 3 years ago in a car crash with his wife Grace(Monaghan) being the only one to survive the crash and now his client committed suicide.
Things take a turn when a young British man named James Flagg(Claflin) claims to be the young woman's brother,but should he be trusted?.
Overall it was a very good film with alot of twists and turns. Sam Claflin especially was very good as the delusional man who turned out to be the late woman's abusive boyfriend Eric who ended up killing her and staging it as a suicide.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013)
Funny movie with alot of cameos
Sequel to the 2004 film of the same name this film stars Will Ferrell,Paul Rudd,Christina Applegate,James Marsden,Kirsten Wiig and a few surprising cameos.
The story follows Ron Burgunday(Ferrell) who is shocked that he gets fired as a news anchor to be replaced by a younger news anchor(Marsden). So he does his best to get his job back.
Overall it was a funny yet silly film. What makes this film great is the amount of cameos it has over the course of the film.
Some of them include the following people; Greg Kinnear,Will Smith,Kirsten Dunst, Jim Carrey,Vince Vaughan,Kanye West,Drake,Tina Fey,Amy Poelher and Sasha Baron Cohen.
In the directors cut Luke Wilson and Ben Stiller make a cameo.